To fucking hate the owners of bastard Pigeons and to think they are worse than the average cunting cat and dog owner combined~?

[AtYourCervix]

Nasty flappy vile things.

And they shit on your head and all over the place, spreading their vile bird flu ridden germs all over the place.

And the owners are almost always ugly.

AIBU?

YANBU

and they have scaly feet and land on you when you are trying to feed swans.

Rabies infested fecks.

Ooh, we have an ex racing pigeon living in the futility room. She got hit by a car and DD2 rescued her. She traced her owner via her leg rings, and the owner told DD to kill her :(

Apparently, 2 more are arriving from a friend? to keep her company. She's a nice little thing, and very pretty.

OOOOOH God, I hate pigeons! I feel sick at the thought of them and their creepy flappy featheryness!

Falcons....you ned to keep Falcons. Sorted :)

Dances - you'll be needing a flat cap.

nasty red eyes.

Rats with wings! AND I read "The Fog" at way too young an age and have never quite recovered from 'the bit with the pigeons' or 'the bit with the cows' but that's a whole other issue

Noo, she has pretty black eyes. She's very sweet and we have called her Arabel. To go with Mortimer :)

YABU, this would be solved if someone knitted them little booties for their deformed feet, and small waistcoats to keep them warm.

How is mortimer anyway? where's SS?

It's hamsters that get me. Their owners are almost always council tenants.

Ah but you can train a pigeon to fly to your hand when you call his name.

And you'll find that they're very affectionate little souls especially if, like me, you're daft enough to hand rear orphaned ones. :o

It's not cats, dogs or pigeons you want to take issue with, it's chameleons.

Nasty, dodgy, confusing, buggers with shifty eyes, chameleons.

why the actual fucking hell would you want a pigeon on your hand? ew ew ew.

I am SS :)

Mortimer is brilliant, starting to talk now. Well, he's got the syllables right, just needs to practice a lot on his wordage.

Look. Some of us remember the pigeon chasing thread. This will go the same way, mark my words.

The horror, the horror...

Aha! wondered where ou'd got to. I only hate pigeons - i'd love a talking raven.

Why would anyone want to chase a pigeon? not like you'd want to catch the fuckers is it?

I know how you feel, my neighbour has 12 of the
buggers.

yanbu.

This is where it all went wrong

Do people actually own them?

This is news to me!

Ooo just had to read what was soooo bad the c word was used in thread title

YANBU. Fucking horrible rats on wings.

^I know how you feel, my neighbour has 12 of the
buggers^

Get a cat...not only will it kill the pigeons, but it will shit in their garden too. Bonus!

Actually Seagulls are worse they pinch your food, walk right up to you and pinch the top off your burger bun, and swoop about a lot more near fish n chip shops at seaside and they bigger

I have two cats that i rescued, they must be too
well fed as their not interested in the flying vermin at all