DS's dad won't let him join the choir

[OnlyHuman]

DS is in the school choir and wants to audition for the church choir. His father however says he can't possibly do so as he will develop a side mouth. AIBU in saying this should be DS's choice as 11 years old?

shit

Brilliant chaotic - now what's wrong with your 11 year old ending up looking like that - he's gorgeous

its where the mouth stretches to the side. If it gets really bad it can develop into airbrow. I must admit I would feel guilty if DS developed these conditions as his dad would blame me and it would be another case of "I told you so"

airbrow ?

this thread is getting more bizarre

What on earth is airbrow? I am learning so much these days...

Someone google an image please.... I dare not even attempt it

< goes off to google airbrow >
I agree with AF - anyone who'd try and make their boy feel bad about joining a choir is a twat. The world needs more choir members .

It never harmed Aled Jones, did it?

Why is he so against your son doing well?

Side mouth and air brow.
Crikey.

Only thing I can find is an airbrushed eyebrow - can't see how that relates to singing!

is your ds's dad in actual fact using ridiculous euphemisms to insinuate that choir-singing will turn your wee lad into a poofter or summat ?

I knew it.... seems like a simple thread about church choirs and I am about to be violated ... AGAIN...

the air brow

A picture of a carp.

Carpwidow

OMG. That's Groucho Marx come back to haunt me - I never should have fantasised about him in the DVDA thread... HELP!!!

I think your exp may have a very good point

Didn't Aled Jones do that?

Im sorry but PMSL

op.....so what are you going to DO about this??

last one honest

This has to be a wind up

he hasn't got a sidemouth

this one as well as the Dobbies one i think!!

I hope it is a wind up as op may be seriously offended if not.

how about this carpwidow