.....to take a rude sounding toy as a gift to birthday party?

[GeraldineAubergine]

I am going to a 3year olds party this afternoon. I bought a pink, fluffy inoffensive looking toy as a gift and took it out of the box to put batteries in and remove the annoying packaging so party girl can play with it. It makes what can only be described as sex noises and thrusts up and down in a lewd way. What do I do? I'm in a quandary? I haven't got time to get a new gift. Will party girls mum be annoyed or find it humorous? Bloody hell.

Link please!!

pmsl . Def need a link!

Where did you buy it?
I would stick a £5 in a card and play safe.
Keep the toy for secret santa if you do that at work.

I would ring the mother first and explain it to her, see what she says. Personally I would find it very amusing. What toy is it?

What toy is it?
Can you just put money in a card if its that bad?

It's called a 'fluffkin', from Argos, can't do link I'm on iPad. It's more fluffer than fluffkin. I think it's called mimi.

cant find it! need to see it!

Dp is wetting himself. Can I pretend I didnt know what it does. Curses! These things are always happening to me. It's supposed to bounce up and down in an amusing fashion. Not thrust and pulsate in a provocative way.

oh shit! do not give it to a kid. Tell the mum what happened and give the kid £5 for her piggy bank instead.

Can't find 'fluffkin' on google / argos. More info needed so we can find this sex toy

Yes you can do links on iPad

it says item cant be found

Sorry it's called a fluffing not a fluffkin. It's cat number 936/8011. Rusty bear, what I meant was, I can't do links on iPad, I'm rubbish :)

Fluffling! Bloody auto correct

Here it is!

Hard to imagine how that could thrust in a provocative way although it may well make sex noises

Have to say I'd still give it!

I just tried to see if there was any video footage.

"Did you mean fluffing video?"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

(Though it sounds as though it may be the same thing!)

Its making me uncomfortable. It's got a weird mechanical shell that does 'rude contractions' not jolly bouncing.

Yep nothing on youtube

OK, links on iPad - touch & hold the text in the address bar until the magnifying glass comes up. Then let go & you get the Black menu.(Select/Select All/Paste) Choose Select all and you then get a second menu (Cut/Copy/Paste) Choose Copy and go back to MN and paste the link, then add the square brackets & any text as normal. It's best to copy the link before writing your message as iPad does have a tendency to lose your message if it refreshes the page. Fluffy pink thing

Thanks rustybear!

video here

watch for the provocative thrust at 24 secs

if this is what its like in rl think its fine to give as a pressie

I'm going to take it and feign ignorance. It might be funny. We'll see.

Here was me expecting a rampant rabbit type contraption

Looks fine to me!