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to think Steve Backshall needs to keep his shirt on...

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 12:03

because I can't get anything done when Deadly 60 is on and he is marching around with his muscles on display being all manly and things...[swoon emoticon]

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samstown · 12/08/2011 14:19

This thread is Grin

This year at school we did the Rainforests as one of our topics and all the kids in the class kept banging on about Deadly 60 and Steve Backshall as if he was some sort of god or something! I finally caught an episode the other day and was a bit like 'meh'! Didnt really fancy him either........

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:19

Backshall has weird little eyes, like two currants pushed into bun dough.

Illegitimate · 12/08/2011 14:20

Robson Green? but he is creepy

Steve would be filthy.
Robson would shout 'AND THAT'S WHAT I CAME FOR' as he finishes

AuntieMonica · 12/08/2011 14:21

i bet they'd roll in the back of his head no problem though

RG would want a bloody waterproof mat on the ground by a lake, SB would just rip my your shorts off in a canoe

MissBeehiving · 12/08/2011 14:23

ROAR @ "that's what I came for" Grin

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:24

"Robson would shout 'AND THAT'S WHAT I CAME FOR' as he finishes"

Actually belly-laughing.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:26

Are Steve's teeth cold? Cos they're wearingyellow blankets?

QOD · 12/08/2011 14:26

I know someone who knows him very well, it is generally believed/accepted that he is gay.
Bloody lovely lovely man though, apparently as nice in the flesh as on the screen - looks and especially personality.

fluffyanimal · 12/08/2011 14:26

"And that, bairns, is how you do shagging. Champion."

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 14:26

Oh nooo I can't read anymore, i'm winding up my DD by refusing to tell her why i'm laughing so much

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PattySimcox · 12/08/2011 14:27

MissBeehiving and Illegitimate - you two are on fire today, have been snorting with laughter

MigratingCoconuts · 12/08/2011 14:27

yeah but SB would rate the experience on the deadly scale when he finishes.

speed, size, vemon, deadly weapons.......

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 14:27

Weeping now at fluffyanimal and "Champion"

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PattySimcox · 12/08/2011 14:27

QOD please can you ask for the offensive part of your post to be deleted.

He caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't be gay

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 14:29

SB could scale the craggy outcrops of Robson's face with no shirt on [my man is better than your man emoticon]

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BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:29

I bet he is.

I bet when he finishes filming, he goes home and puts on a tight vest top and some tight stonewash jeans and mince-dances to Donna Summer.

All gay men do that. They do.

AuntieMonica · 12/08/2011 14:32

such a wetter needs a bobble hat

doesn't

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 14:32

I was nearly doubled up laughing at *Illegitimate's" post when one of the partners walked in! Just gave me a strange look and thankfully didn't ask what I was laughing at. Let's see "well, there's this post about Robson Green ..."

BTW - SB is very much NOT gay!

PuppyMonkey · 12/08/2011 14:33

I always think Steve had a face that looks like a tortoise head.

Illegitimate · 12/08/2011 14:34

If Steve is gay then so is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=robson+green&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=s8X&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1280&bih=852&tbm=isch&tbnid=I-XHc6nk1umamM:&imgrefurl=www.statesidestills.com/d/robson_green_jerome_flynn_28705.php&docid=Wbb96QJoKrWNgM&w=240&h=300&ei=SStFTob0D5C1hAfbu4C4Bg&zoom=1&chk=sbg&iact=hc&vpx=741&vpy=387&dur=24&hovh=240&hovw=192&tx=127&ty=142&page=12&tbnh=167&tbnw=134&start=256&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:256" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Robson

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 14:34

See I couldn't do my bold properly because I was laughing so much.

And my previous post was number "69". Coincidence much?

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:34

Good grief.

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 14:36

Pft tortoise head indeed. We have been kindly shown a picture of that craggy little geordie needing to keep his remaining hair warm with a hat whereas Steve, uses his thick glossy lucious locks to maintain bonce warmth.

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BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:36

PuppyMonkey is bang on the money with tortoise head.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:37

Robson is Northumbrian. Not Geordie.

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