jooly I didn't know that about swans
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I used to live near Theydon Bois, Essex, which is populated by the some most irritating, busybody snobs on Earth. Sorry, if anyone lives there but come on, you must admit it.
They were thrilled when a pair of swans set up home in their village pond almost certainly because it would be wonderful for property prices. It's not a village, btw, but that's another moan.
The swans set about liquidating the pond of all other species. I wouldn't have let a small dog or child get too close either.
Then another swan, a male, set up home too. Instead of driving off his rival the initial male cosied up to him in the manner of those dolphins we were discussing earlier.
The female hopped it. Theydon Bois deserved a pair of vicious gay swans swaggering about the village green.