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AIBU to think that bunnies are fluffy but not velvety?

391 replies

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 11:01

:o a place to hide from extreme opinions and comtemplate fluffy things like bunnies and kittens.

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Pin0t · 11/08/2011 16:56

Yes a chicken is a direct descendant from the T-Rex I read it. In a newspaper and everyfink.

We had a lionhead rabbit - it was lovely. Think it was a boy, so HE was lovely.

mrsdonkeybucket · 11/08/2011 16:56

Oooh, oooh how about an Angora Goat ?

Fluffy and cuts the grass. Cute and has a purpose !

Suncottage · 11/08/2011 16:57

Does a bat's wing feel leathery or rubbery?

AbsDuCroissant · 11/08/2011 16:57

silkies? (legwarmer chicken)

Pin0t · 11/08/2011 16:58

joolyjoolyjoo Is a Beagles ears more velvety (velvetyer?) than a Vizslas ears? Huh? Huh?

(Note - I think my vizsla is perfection personified)

Timpson · 11/08/2011 16:58

suncottage - leathery and quite smooth (but i have only felt a dead one)....

Pin0t · 11/08/2011 16:58

Are a beagles ears.

Dammit.

Joolyjoolyjoo · 11/08/2011 16:59

OMG- I had no idea! its true!

Pin0t · 11/08/2011 16:59

Agree with Timpson - we rescued a baby one on holiday 3 years ago. Le Bat. Bless.

AMumInScotland · 11/08/2011 17:02

Yep bats wings are leathery, but quite fragile-feeling too. I picked up a live one once, which had got stuck in a church during renovation works. We popped it in a box and left if with the verger to take outside once it got dark!

Joolyjoolyjoo · 11/08/2011 17:02

Those chickens are <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=silkies&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&prmd=ivns&tbnid=qhe3hYvxZqTxxM:&imgrefurl=www.backyardchickens.com/images/breeds/&docid=7TSbC9qrGPm1bM&w=400&h=498&ei=vvxDTqDeMIePswapn-HoBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=522&vpy=111&dur=879&hovh=251&hovw=201&tx=104&ty=153&page=1&tbnh=163&tbnw=127&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&biw=1280&bih=855" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">silkies

And pinot, on a velvetiness scale of 1-10, while I concur that a visla's ears may well be an 8.5, beagles ears are a 9.7. And I am an expert, and must therefore be right

Pin0t · 11/08/2011 17:04
Wink
Awomancalledhorse · 11/08/2011 17:05

Abs THANK YOU!! That's the one!!

Donkey, posted another picture of our lionhead cross (called Lela) looking fluffy & ginger eared!

What's the worst feeling animal you've touched?
My vote is for Sea Cucumber, freaky vegetable bastards.

Pin0t · 11/08/2011 17:05

That silkies link is how I look after a night out.

mrsdonkeybucket · 11/08/2011 17:07

Woman Lela is gorgeous !

Worst feeling ? I think it has to be a snake. I don't like them anyway, and I haven't held one for years but the memory.

Urgh.

ScrambledSmegs · 11/08/2011 17:11

Aw, Mrsdonkey I've always wanted a pet called Leroy Sad. I want to stand in the park with all the other owners and their Hectors/Oscars/Bathshebas (really) and shout 'LEROY'!

Maybe Leronda?

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 17:12

I have begged and begged and begged DP to help me steal a highland coo calf when we're in Scotland but he won't let me. I bet they are very fluffy in a silky way.

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ScrambledSmegs · 11/08/2011 17:13

And yes, I have used my poor bunnies as dog substitutes. DH hates dogs.

Joolyjoolyjoo · 11/08/2011 17:16

The worst feeling animals I have ever touched? Close run thing between

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=skinny+pigs&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&prmd=ivns&tbnid=43ObEXTHaulnTM:&imgrefurl=www.cutehomepets.com/the-hairless-guinea-pig/&docid=NUizOYvYy4vHIM&w=351&h=250&ei=0P9DTvnmLIOy8QPspsHsBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=187&vpy=478&dur=1781&hovh=189&hovw=266&tx=122&ty=141&page=1&tbnh=156&tbnw=204&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&biw=1280&bih=855" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">skinny pigs

and swans. With lice. Big lice, that crawl all over your hands. and once you see one, you realise there are 10,000 Shock

the worst thing that has touched me, on the other hand, was a big gropey elephant trunk which came in through the sunroof of our jeep and had a good feel around with its hairy prehensile snout- eeeek!

AbsDuCroissant · 11/08/2011 17:17

Agree with snake.

and elephant - I rode an elephant last year on my birthday (that will really take some topping this year!) and it freaked me out.

I'm a delicate soul me

limitedperiodonly · 11/08/2011 17:20

No to penguins as household pets.

Their shit streaks out in a jet. If you fed them one part fish to two parts lighter fuel you could use them as makeshift flamethrowers in the event of attack by zombies or looters (probably the same). In that event I might let them live in the bath.

Sorry for mentioning the L-word.

Otters are really stinky which is a shame because I sometimes think I'd like to be reincarnated as one. Being an otter looks like fun. My own stink wouldn't bother me but the smell of the others would get me down a bit.

Meerkats are sinister.

mrsdonkeybucket · 11/08/2011 17:22

Snakes are just wrong. They just are. Horrible things. They are ugly, and they feel bleurgh.

Scrambled Leronda is much better ! Or Lerondie ?! Grin

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 17:24

I could never touch a snake. Or lizard. Or giant hairy spider.

I don't think I've ever touched an unpleasant animal because why would you when there are fluffy ones around?

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limitedperiodonly · 11/08/2011 17:30

jooly I didn't know that about swans Shock.

I used to live near Theydon Bois, Essex, which is populated by the some most irritating, busybody snobs on Earth. Sorry, if anyone lives there but come on, you must admit it.

They were thrilled when a pair of swans set up home in their village pond almost certainly because it would be wonderful for property prices. It's not a village, btw, but that's another moan.

The swans set about liquidating the pond of all other species. I wouldn't have let a small dog or child get too close either.

Then another swan, a male, set up home too. Instead of driving off his rival the initial male cosied up to him in the manner of those dolphins we were discussing earlier.

The female hopped it. Theydon Bois deserved a pair of vicious gay swans swaggering about the village green.

AbsDuCroissant · 11/08/2011 17:33

"Their shit streaks out in a jet. If you fed them one part fish to two parts lighter fuel you could use them as makeshift flamethrowers in the event of attack by zombies or looters (probably the same). In that event I might let them live in the bath."

You redeemed penguins right there! imagine, your property's being threatened. You send the penguin out. It waddles over, poos, you throw a lighted match and KABOOM