to think that if you are a serious chugger you wait more than 10 seconds after banging the door for an answer?

[AtYourCervix]

10 seconds is simply not long enough to finish on the loo, wipe and leg it down the stairs.

I also think it is unreasonable for said chugger to then walk across my lawn back to the front door and interrupt me when I explain that I am a bit poor at the mo (and actually give regularly though other schemes to particular charities). Simply bad manners.

I take the view that the properly finished wee is more important than the door and if its really important they'll wait. See also ringing me whilst i'm in the bath.

As in: i'm not answering, call back if its urgent and i'll answer the second call, otherwise, Bugger Off.

YABU for not washing your hands