to consider becoming a troll?

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It is too hot to take the dc s outside. We have done craft. Now cbeebies is on. I have lots to do but can't leave them alone to do it. Can't go anywhere as everywhere will be heaving and £££, and it is hot. I am bored! and that is not a word I am allowed to say.

I have lots of issues and dramas that I could invent gradually tell about before I disappear.

You might as well, there are some very lame ones on here at the moment.

Thx, just knowing people are out there helps.

My medical problems make it hard for me to do the washing up.

I'm getting jealous at all this talk of being hot. I'm in the North West and it's not hot here - I've still got my cardy on!

can it be a really juicy loooong one please, preferably with incest, terminal illness and benefit fraud.

I am bored.

Would MN shut down a self-confessed troll thread?? Come on MNHQ, just for a bit of fun!

Just had a text from my bf, she's just got the go ahead for her sex change op, so I'm feeling quite left out and a bit abandonned. And the tin foil I have linned the windows with doesn't seem to be cooling the room down as much as my head friend told me it would.

So your BF could become your BF?

Ooo a plan! Feeling a bit less bored now.

Try harder

thread is top of most active list. Must be not many people here today. WOnder what they are doing?

oooh yes, do it!

Oh, it's too hard. Hot air has wiped my brain of troll like ideas. I will have to copy and paste.

mn not fun. Can't tell what is real!

Don't forget to (a) wander off

Oh crap. visiting step-daugther in law's ex has just bricked up the lounge (shudder, sitting room) room door and holding some kind of illicit sex'n'drugs sesh. How do I get me in and dc's out. And find new tv.

should I call ss?

My great uncle used to make catalogue his porn collection. Was that abuse.

I've got 12 latvian's living in the dinning room. AIBU to charge them extra to use the loo?

I've just cut my leg off.

Can anyone recomend cleaning products to remove blood stains from chenile rug?

I dunno, brushing your hair upwards like that and getting it to stay wouldcost a lot of hair gel, but then you would get tolive under a bridge.
Gotta weigh the pros and cons...