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to think that seeing as it was ME who gave her the money...

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:14

that it should be ME who is allowed to have the 5 foot high spongebob pirate in my bed tonight and NOT DD? I mean WTF. If i hadn't handed over the pound then he would still be hanging there next to the giant pink unicorn, but noooooooooo, apparently he will not be warming my bed tonight. Fucking kids Angry

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Lonnie · 31/07/2011 23:17

is it a purple or pink spongebob pirate as then obviously YANBU.. however Green blue or any varient of brown obviously YABU..

RabidRabbit · 31/07/2011 23:17

Selfish arses the lot of em! Wine

Honeydragon · 31/07/2011 23:20

you can have our giant luminous goldfish if you like I'm sure I can prize it from ds's sleepy grasp Grin

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:21

He is a genuine yellow spongebob, with a top of the range eye patch, and some fetching little shorts. He's 19 its OK to say that about him, although he is a sponge....

Fecking sponges, coming up here from the depths of the ocean, stealing all the jobs in the aquariums....bastards...

He is on my profile for the spongebob fans!!

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QuintessentialShadow · 31/07/2011 23:22

Yabu.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:23

WHAT!! How can I possibly BU? He is MY spongey little bitch!

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QuintessentialShadow · 31/07/2011 23:25

Yabubelidubeliduuuh!

Sugarkane · 31/07/2011 23:26

Would you like to use my 6ft pink shark for the night but I want him back!

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:27

Shocked. Clearly you are a reader of the Daily Snail (see what I did there! Gary the snail being a snail....) Puts Wine down...backs away....

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:28

Sugarkane - has your shark been coughs "done" because I am NOT prepared to be responsible for half shark half sponge offspring, bearing in mind, at all times, that Spongebob is a very immature 19 yo sponge. He doesn't even have his boat license yet.

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fruitshootsandheaves · 31/07/2011 23:28

Actually I think the cat should have it since his/her current bed seems to be the sink.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:29

I feel very mean posting that picture of SB when my dd clearly looks like she has ingested 4 stone of candyfloss and a keg of coke. Ah well. Tis what 18th birthday parties are for I suppose.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:30

fruitshoots - you have talked yourself RIGHT OUT of getting a half shark half sponge pet.

He was sat in the car washing washing up bowl on top of the fridge! He favours weird places. It helps his case at cat social services when he is looking for a new home as I don't feed him top of the range cat food.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:33

AND your dog has what looks like a Doctor Who OOD hanging out of his mouth! Pot calling kettle m'lady. Try pedigree chum Grin

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Lonnie · 31/07/2011 23:33

dd3 will in the morning want to know

WHERE'S GARY???????

(and obviously YANBU if its the real deal)

Sugarkane · 31/07/2011 23:35

Sorry he hasnt but rest assured Ive had the "talk" with him and he knows to put something on it. Wink

fruitshootsandheaves · 31/07/2011 23:36

or the dog in fact, which looks very sad in one photo, no doubt because it had to eat the roadkill thrown to it in the first photo.

Collies love spongebob beds

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:42

Sugarkane - very responsible pink shark owner

Fruitshoots - Don't even get me started on that bone! A local hippo went missing around about the same time....

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 31/07/2011 23:44

(i gave him a sausage roll for tea the day after ffs, what more do you want??)

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