to wonder why on earth this woman didn't call him straight back??!!

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How could you not be falling over yourself to arrange a date with this guy. What a catch!

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Let the romance begin....what a knob!

Dear lord what a twat!

wow words fails she let him go?????

Oh no! His number was silenced! How can I get it before you grasping lot do?

You're all going to be soooo jealous when I date him! :o

The lucky woman who received those messages, phoned them in to a radio station and had them played live on air.
What a pest!!

YANBU - he's got my name all over him . He is, indeed, "a catch"... Step aside wenches and lemme at him.

(But seriously, what a MAJOR nobba!)

oh hes miiiine, dont even bother ladies....oops, better not tell him about my medication

So that who buys all those 'Learn how to make women Beg For Sex' books. Someone stupid enough not to wonder why such books are always grubby photocopies even now not digitally available and sold via small ads in odd little magazines like Interesting Star Trek Techincal Errors Monthly.

Spoof. Some struggling young actor's idea of a comedic show reel piece. Surely?!

Hmm, not sure. I have met people who are that deluded.

Maybe...very amusing though!

Ladies enough. He is mine. He called me. You are jealous. Even if you say your are not you are envious he approached ME. After all, he is one of the few guys in the city who has NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM.

Dear God!

Wow, I wish I was an elegant lady.

How angry does he sound in the second one?

He's dreamy.

haha

Oh no....NO.....I'm bereft...!!!!!!!

I'm on medication for anxiety...that means I can't have him...

I'm also not elegant...

I think I met a relative of his last week....

Ouch. My poor toes have cramp from curling so much! Does that mean I'm not the romantic type?

"Passive Aggresive Personality Disorder...you might wanna look that up"

Well he has just ensured that his DNA won't be passed on to another generation and thank goodness. Might play this for my sons when they are older entitled "How to stay single forever"

Oh my god that is so bad, what a complete utter twat

All the way through that all I could think was this is exactly the kind of man to be very abusive to his partner :(

I need this man in my life, I need him...

Fucking tool

omg passive agressive personality disorder? abused in childhood? mother has cancer? all good reasons to call him back, but depression or anxiety is a no-no?!! wtaf? he is looking for a victim i so pity whoever has shacked up with him!

olga had a lucky escape me thinks!

I have not even clicked, but I think you are talking about Dimitrie in Toronto. Hard as it is to believe, he has some seminars that get sold out, teaching men ways to meet women. If you look on youtube there are spoof video's of the phone call. His real name is John something.

I looked him up a few years ago, as I didn't believe he could be for real. He is.