to be drinking rum and coke in the sun in my underwear?

[MrsCarriePooter]

DH has taken the children to his parents for the day. I'm making the most of the quiet house - I've got the paper, a sunlounger, a pair of knickers and I'm in the garden. I've checked and I don't think the neighbours can see me.

THIS IS SURREY THE CARIBBEAN, dammit.

Hic.

I bet there's some perve a few doors down leaning out of his attic window with a pair of binoculars!!

But then again, you're in Surrey, so you probably live in an executive mansion on a three acre plot, in which case you'll be fine - enjoy your rum!!

Depends which paper. Sorry. I am Judge Liney.

Make sure you get some sunscreen on your nips... OUCH otherwise :P

Other than that YANBU

Is it hot there then? not knicker weather here

It's terraced. But there are trees.

It's lovely Hairbearz - real suntrap!

on any levels........:)

*many levels that should have said

Drinking cider,fully clothed because I don't know who is going to drop in. Weather is lovey here .

So what are you reading? 'My personal grief: it's all about me' by Kelly Osbourne, or 'The Eurozone: latest analysis' by Polly Toynbee?

These things MATTER.

Sorry Liney: The Sunday Telegraph. As a broadsheet it has good, er, "coverage".

The Sunday Telegraph in your knickers?

Excellent.

I've been sitting drinking wine in my pjs in the garden

Depends entirely on whether you're in your in your thousand-wash grey pants or not...

Enjoy!