Everybody's got a water buffalo;
yours is fast but mine is slow.
Where you get them i don't know;
But everybody's got a water buffalo!
Took my buffalo to the store;
Got his head stuck in the door;
Spilt the lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a water buffalo!
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo;
Your's is pink but mine is blue;
Where you get them I don't know;
But everybody's got a baby kangaroo!