I am, of course, sorry about the Dowlers phones being hacked, I am sorry about the Met not being squeaky clean (amazing!), that journalists sink low to get a story, and that politicians sometimes overlook good advice to hire their mates.
I also realise that columnists have fewer first person stories about their time working alongside the Greek Finance Ministers, or about being employed by dull European Banks. And that most of the discussion isn't taking place in English, in technicolour, with bonus custard pies and attractive redheads from the Cotswolds. But...
People - the Euro!