To ask you to vote in a poll re: my username

[BupcakesandCunting]

Okay, I know my name ruffles feathers. MNHQ sent me a (very nice) email back in February asking if I would consider changing it, I have only just seen the email

I said to MNHQ that I might throw it open to a poll. They said probably not a good idea because people who would prefer me to change it might be reluctant to admit it for fear of being called a prude. So here's the deal; you can be honest. If you think I should revert to CupcakesandBunting say so and no-one will call you a prude here. If you'd like my present name to stay say so too. No-one will call you a potty-mouthed numpty. Also, if you couldn't give a crap, you can say so too

Place your votes...

NOW!

Can't someone find a beer can for usual?

im so leaving now at wanky jizz and also

Lion can rip shark's face off in one swipe. And lion can run. Shark will just flail around crying with ripped face.

Lion wins.

See, I sort of think that the shark's mouth is SO big that one clean bite and isn't the lion fucked?

Still like SM. There is nothing she can do that I would not quite like.

stop.all this i is special me and cunty name

It perplexes me, the lion/shark one.

"other stuff"

When there's serious polling and pondering to be done?

[lacklustre]

How about if the lion lures the shark up the beach and starts nibbling?

SM, where do you stand on Shark vs lion?

Oh I still like ScottishMummy. She is great, like a comedy curmudgeon. Victor Meldrew or the like. She's ace.

scissors ,paper ,stone anyone?

shark or lion shouldnt be braggy.or make shocking analogies

I think shark. I am going to come down on shark doing the business. Dh agrees. Shark all the way.

If you want to be a Bunt...why not?!

But the lion can outrun the shark so shark can only get lion if he isn't wriggling about on his belly, which he will be doing, as he has no legs. Lion wins.

Fancy The Game, usual?

But that makes lion a coward for running away. Shark wins on points.

I lost .thanks for that

I lost too.

As always.

[grr]

I like Bupcakes. I'm not so keen on the cunting. It sounds really aggressive (I've not read any other responses, sorry!).

The game .that is all

Usual.

Lion wouldn't be running away, rather ducking and diving. Shark cannot duck and dive as it can only shift around on it's stupid belly. The only weapon shark has is teeth which cannot be employed unless prey can first be caught. Lion has teeth, legs, claws, agility.

LION WINS.

you make as much sense as a lush in a kebab shop

HTH wants the fight to be held in the water, so the shark can win why not some kind of middle ground like a trampoline or a bath full of jelly?