Trudi Styler to want to slap her across the face with a wet fish

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Article in the daily mail today, my god what a pratt she is , i dont know how to put a link to it but if you get the chance read it and weep.

Hmmmmm
Quite a strange lady. I find wealth and yoga an odd combination. I've been practicing yoga for 20 years and teaching it for 10. I have no chefs, no nanny, no grand house abroad no rockstar hubbie. Yes I do yoga everyday
(It's my job after all) Yoga is NOT being on your mat for an hour and a half a day practicing lots of postures. Twenty minutes self practice, when it fits in is better. Yoga is about stilling a busy mind, clearing away the clutter and finding a simpler way of life. (deep breathing and meditation are better if you can do it) The aim is to find freedom from all that binds us to a materialistic existance so we can find some mental clarity and space away from all the Sh.. of our busy lives. The lady in question has a very materialistic life....not a true yogi.....we yogis can bitch a bit too... I looked at the link and the yoga asana on her DVD was a bit dodgy, thigh not parallel to floor, knee not above ankle, shoulders tense...I could go on...enough already.
Namaste

Quote of the week, without a shadow of a doubt.

"I can't eat a ready meal whilst thinking of Sting's knob."

Excellent.

Especially a cheesy one....

chickydoo I'm ashamed to say that actually made me want to punch the air and yell "Hah! see your doing it wrong you batty old loon!"

If I were queen of the world I'de build the worlds biggest burger king and lock the lot of them in it.

Lipstickgal Boakity boak boak. :o

She's a walking parody.

And £7.99 for a fucking ready meal!

Stupid, rubber faced moron.

By all accounts, apart from being so into herself she's completely lost touch with reality, Trudie Styler is a thoroughly nasty piece of work. She did the dirty on her then best friend, Frances Tomelty, shortly after Fran had given birth to dc2 by running off with her husband namely, the archknobhead known as Sting although rumour has it that allegedly it's only a tiny prick

So, it's after you lot with the wet herrings...

Despite all the megabucks she's spent on nip/tuck and botox, can anyone else see the resemblance between Ms Styler and a pouting old trout?

She is a total arse YANBU

It annoys me that she's always banging on about Tantric sex, "oh I see it's half past 1961 Trudi"

Chickydoo - can you recommend a good yoga DVD please????

fuck yes, she's VILE. and a hypocrite. the guardian lost in showbiz made a mortal enemy of her reporting on her private jet flights to the US to attend events to save the environment, and the tribunal with her cook.

i wish she'd just shut the fuck up, and so would her hypocrite husband

The idea of having to have sex with Sting makes me want to vomit.

The idea of having to have lengthy, meaningful Tantric sex with Sting makes me want to gouge out my genitals with a rusty ice cream scoop so it could never happen.

They are a pair of obnoxious, self-obsessed, spoilt and smug twats. Who can do yoga. Big deal.

Awful indeed but the tantric sex aspect makes me feel so sorry for her, I can't help it. Imagine having to have sex with Sting. Not just for three minutes where you could screw up your eyes and think 'it's ok, it'll be over soon argh!' but for HOURS. With him SMILING and TALKING to you. Ooohhh God, I've just put myself off my nightcap. Poor Trudi- yoga is the only thing that keeps her sane.

I'm normally the po-faced one who jumps up on these threads to defend the bitched-about female celebrity.

But Trudie Styler? As you were.

I suspect that their allegedly 5 hour tantric sex sessions consist of 4hrs 50mins of lute strumming until his kundalini rises to the occasion, 8 mins locating it with the aid of a magnifying glass, and a 2 minute shag.

Of course, they're not at it every night as the old hag Trudie spends a lot of time travelling solo to South America to visit the fleshpots rainforest.

izzy

The problem with blasting her into space, as suggested upthread, would be that when aliens found her, they'd feel entirely justified in invading Earth, stripping it of its resources and annihilating all life forms on it, because any planet that could give TS to the cosmos was bloody well asking for it.

Unspeakably vile woman.

hester - are you implying I am po-faced?

Actually I never felt physically, mentally and emotionally better than that period in my life when I did 1.5 hours yoga every morning. I was single and childless though.

These days a weekly class doesn't even get a look in. She's totally out of touch! Oh to be rich with help!

God she's irritating.

One minute banging on about how we could make time for 1.5 hours of yoga if we wanted to, and then, without a trace of irony telling us she doesn't have time to cook.

Well the rest of us have to make the time love, so we forego the 1.5 hours of yoga every day.

I loathe her so much it gives me energy.

Ooh, JamieAgain, now I've read your post I feel ashamed that I didn't write it. You are, of course, completely right . But I still don't like Trudie Styler.

Trust me on this one- Ms Styler put the O in Odium.