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Trudi Styler to want to slap her across the face with a wet fish

93 replies

roundtoit · 13/07/2011 15:15

Article in the daily mail today, my god what a pratt she is , i dont know how to put a link to it but if you get the chance read it and weep.

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lachesis · 13/07/2011 18:35

She was screwing Sting whilst he was still with his first wife, who was her friend. That's the type of piece of work she is.

roundtoit · 13/07/2011 18:37

the article is in todays female section of the mail. i dont know how to do a link as i am a bit thick. ready meals will cost about £6.99 to £7.99 . of course they will be all organic and the veg will be picked by virgins as the sun rises, then all the ingredients will be taken by horse drawn wagon to the kitchen. so no air miles or pollution . Bless.

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ChristinedePizan · 13/07/2011 18:43

Oh I thought she must be up to something when she deigned to go on Womans Hour the other week and I was right. Transparent as hell, that woman. Here is the link

SuePurblybilt · 13/07/2011 18:43

Her and The Klass and fecking Jools Oliver and all those Queens of Stating the Bleeding Obvious. Gwyneth .
I would very much like them all to stop now.

dexter73 · 13/07/2011 18:46

Article here - love how she is described as nuttier than an organic pecan!

hifi · 13/07/2011 18:47

shes got mahoosive ears,like shes put an old mans pair on by mistake.

SuePurblybilt · 13/07/2011 18:50

Plus, what do you think about when you think of Trudi and Sting? Them at it for hours, Tantric stylee. I can't eat a ready meal whilst thinking of Sting's knob.

dexter73 · 13/07/2011 18:50

Just finished reading the article. I must put her Warrior Yoga dvd on my Christmas list - with her doing yoga and Sting singing in the background what is there not to like Hmm!

catgirl1976 · 13/07/2011 18:55

Good god that's horrible. I feel a bit sick now.

mosschops30 · 13/07/2011 18:55

She was interviewed on steve wright this afternoon, i listened open mouthed as she spouted about h'how many hats i wear' and 'i try and do an hour and a half working out every day which is why i look so good' Hmm
on her new ready meals she described them as being 'a niche market' apparemtly its farm assured bkah blah blah blah.

I hate all these fucking smug mega rich assholes. Jane fonda is another 'oh jane you look wonderful' yes we'd all look fucking wonderful at 70 if we had that much money to spend on surgery!

Ditto gwynnie, madge, kylie

Becaroooo · 13/07/2011 18:55

"warrior yoga"???

Please tell it involves her getting set about by people with scimitars????

KenDoddsDadsDog · 13/07/2011 18:57

If I were in charge of the world, I would imprison Sting and Trudy immediately. And put them next door to Gwynnie and Chris so that they could nauseate each other.

CrapolaDeVille · 13/07/2011 19:00

She was on Steve Wright, correctly introduced as Sting's wife.

Sting and Bono eco warriors who have carbon footprints the size of China. If you care about the starving boys, give them your dosh and fuck off.....Sting take your wife.

kerala · 13/07/2011 19:00

Know for a fact she had a nanny per child and a butler to manage the rest of the staff

sofadweller · 13/07/2011 19:02

Interesting to see no one at all on this thread thinks YABU..................

So make that a BIG wet fish.

scottishmummy · 13/07/2011 19:04

didnt she bully her pg chef
no likey her

lachesis · 13/07/2011 19:05

Yes, SM. She and Sting had to pay that employee as well.

CoffeeIsMyFriend · 13/07/2011 19:10

couldnt even read the whole article, what a load of piffle.

No wonder nobody likes her.

scottishmummy · 13/07/2011 19:14

trudi,sting,gwnnie,chris,bono. pallid preachy gits
put them all ina big gated cimmunity away form regular folk and they can compete who is most worthy or most macrobiotic

duckdodgers · 13/07/2011 19:16

Gwynnie is bringing out a cookbook ??????

Really??

Page 1: 2 mung beans and 3 lentils

The End.

JamieAgain · 13/07/2011 19:17

The tone of the article is nasty and bitchy from the off. Nasty Daily Mail.

Have no particular opinion on TS, but that's not journalism

lachesis · 13/07/2011 19:19

There's plenty of evidence of her being a nasty, bitchy person.

mrjellykeepskidsquiet · 13/07/2011 19:19

Jesus...I just read the article, what a deluded cock the woman is.

lubberlich · 13/07/2011 19:20

I hate that over-yogaed look. Sinewy freaks.

JamieAgain · 13/07/2011 19:22

Fine, she might be. I just don't respect such hatchet jobs. Don't interview her, don't give her publicity. Don't lower yourself.

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