to decide my next career lies with the circus?

[AtYourCervix]

I have serious talent.

just been to the circus with DD2. Got talent spotted and dragged called up onto stage, where I embarrased myself amazed the audience with my squirming and cringing brilliant clowning.

I have been bitten by the showbiz bug and have decided to run away with them and their sexy clown

DD2 on the other hand is never going to speak to me again.

I thought all mothers were jugglers anyway?

(Sorry, couldn't resist it!)

and if i did run away with the circus their girls could teach me to hulahoop too.