to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

If you want to slag me off, come and tell me to my face. Thanks.

oh sorry i was all confused i DID mean it for TFO, i was on the phone and not succeeding to do two things at once!

I'm pretty sure we did, Jazzie?

Erm - we did although I have been very nice too you. Which is unlike me tbh.

that's ok, Spuddy. as far as I can hear its pretty generic boomboomboom stuff.

Not quite "Schmeiss die Hande in die Luft" but not far off....

Ohhh I dont like that other thread either. Best I stay put instead of keep wandering.

DP has just brought me a small glass of toffee apple cider. He may get some tonight now.

I'm getting some jalapeno olives.

Another of our five a day.

DP also keeps popping in and telling me to get in bath before it goes cold.
But I might miss something! What if someone else pops in and steals my racoon? You wont let them, will you?

mmm I'm saying nothing. If I say anything, posters migrate across and then there's a bloody huge argument discussion

Has happened before....

Cider is made of apples isnt it? It doesnt really count as alcohol?

is JazzieJeff a man or a lady? Im confused by the name.

Racoons eat all the apples.

apples is fine :)

my dh has ordered an indian takeaway as the condom talk got me hungry!

TFO you are a truly good person.

I shall be back with wet hair and smooth legs.

If it eats any apples, I'm kicking the fucker....

Ha! catgirl, DH has just walked in with the curry I was suddenly craving

oh mmmm Catgirl what are you having?

i'm off to the garden for another fag and more musings.

mmmmmmmmm chicken madras - can't wait :)

oh and bombay potatos, naan bread and a king prawn tikka starter

you know....for the baby :)

what you having spuddy!

Oooh, they're thrusting on that other thread. Don't even have any curry condoms.

Home made apple and grape wine here!

oooh tigerchilli yum!

PM me some Bombay potatoes catgirl. Need to soak up this wine before the baby needs fed.

2 of your 5 a day tigerchilli!