to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

Homemade wine is wonderful. Cheap and strong.

Talking of which, I have this toy boy but I have gone off him.

aaawwwwwww am not pregnant but I dont have any booze in.......how did this happen?

thrusting? What kind of thrusting?

oh but if he is cheap ans strong he sounds rather marvellous?

Okkkayyyy LineRunner

more info on the toyboy please? How/why have you gone off him?

floosie

it happened because you are a naughty, disorganised girl

Dry?

catgirl....we are nice really..

am ashamed....have let down the whole of scotland

i've had thai chicken and cashew red curry with spiced rice and lentils. mmmmmm i have it whenever DP is away as he pretends he is allergic to nuts.

catgirl what were the lyrics of that shite song "So macho"? A bouncy song but you wouldn't want it near you for life.

Tbh he's not the intellectual type.

I don't have a curry either.......

Btw thrusting on chat drunks not abstinence thread.

Tell us about the boy toy. Currently considering trading in d(ickhead)h and want to know if there is life our there?

Pink - there is life out there, but not as we know it

Oh I am sure you arereeling. I just got comfortable with these lovely people and I fear change :)

floosie pop round to mine. i have curry and there is wine although i cannot partake

free swally yippeeeeeee

although being on your own rocks, so trade in DH by all means, but for some other fool....

your most important relationship is with yourself

argh, insert "not", obviously...

Ah Linerunner. I know the type :( In fact my dear friend has just ended a relationship with one who whilst beautiful was no conversationalist. Like she said it has a shelf life. Can you not keep him on hand for amazing shagging?

Spuddy - that sounds amazing!

LineRunner weren't the lyrics of the Sinitta classic "So Macho" big and strong, rather than cheap and strong?

Although it could have worked either way, of course

i've only ever had younger men. how much younger do they have to be to be a toyboy? current one is 4 years younger than me...

But think of the fun while it lasted

Have never had a toyboy

catgirl -yes whenever he is away i get all the stuff out ready before he's even gone! Tonight he was packing and saying 'oh you will be okay for the weekend without me' i was singing and chopping and thought he had already left!

Hey!! What have I missed?