to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

oooh vindaloo condoms!!

No thanks, I'm a korma girl, first and foremost

On another thread, I have just accused female pandas of being nagging wenches who don't give blowjobs....

The Africa thread is rock and rolling.

I can't believe I just typed that.

Spuddy you are a very, very intelligent individual! And If I have sparkling wine, its pretty much all bubbles anyway, so I'm helping baby get more oxygen!

see previous post, Linerunner, see previous post

MYCL - it would be cruel not to drink it really!

Which one, TFO?

Don't be sad.

Back - went back to Africa. Was a mistake.

omg! bear grylls is on the telly drinking water from elephant poo.

Oh dear god!! There's another one on there! Honestly.......

regarding things you can't believe you have typed - referring you to my post about female pandas....

Leave Africa now, catgirl, Africa is fucked.

maybe that's what they should do in Africa! (joking joking joking! altho i dare someone to go on the thread and suggest it)

catgirl back away...think of your blood pressure

Where is the panda post?

21:15

AIBU to wonder why my 120 year old neighbours seem to be having a party on the balcony complete with dodgy Eurobeats?

Oh dear me. I found the Africa thread. I don't like it over there. I like it much better here. I'm not going back and you can't make me.

Wine is basically one of your 5 a day.

Starting to feel less like the morose drunk in the corner.

You have 120 yr old neighbours? I want some! I like old people. They tend to give me biscuits.

TFO - what music are they playing? my young neighbours have parties and play simply red! all very

sorry that question for MYCL

Think I may have to have a little sip then Pink, Ive def not had all of my 5 today.

My neighbours dont do anything irritating at all. Its shit. I want someone to whinge about every so often. Selfish bastards.

I just went back to Africa-abstain too.

The OP apparently thinks they are the opposite of pandas.

As FlyingOnion would not say, 'They just don't want to breed.'

ohhh god no my 120 year old neighbours are awful...

there's something about German old people, they have such a sense of entitlement and superiority. They think its completely reasonable to stop you in the street and question your morals, actions and life choices and then shout at you until you conform to their way of thinking. I can't bear them...

There's another drunk thread here

AIBU to have the slight hump at the tone of the first few posts?

I went on the other drunk thread. I didnt like them... I didnt belong :(