to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

Is the mag title:

I'm Pregnant
or
I'm Pregant

??

please ignore shitty misspellings

Okay, been musing in the garden while fagging and i have 2 questions;

wouldn't curry condoms make your fandango smell a bit....er....spicey?

and, can you get accompaniments like mango chutney flavoured lube?

Catgirl Well I think that these people should abstain.

Yes Pink, we dooooo!

I have:
1 travel sized bottle of talc of sweaty cracks :o
1 bottle of aftersun
2 empty contact lens cases
1 metal nail file which I have never noticed before in my life
1 knocked over bottle of bright pink nail varnish
1 empty glass
1 tub of body butter
1 manicure set which I have not noticed before in my life
1 tub of palmers tummy butter
1 invitation to a wedding
1 empty Dr Pepper can
1 almost empty Dr Pepper can
1 half empty Dr Pepper can
1 hald eaten box of florentines
1 strip of codeine
1 strip of anti-depressants which make me sick
1 bottle of super strength painkillers
1 lamp with purple lampshade

Thankfully, my crisp packet is on the bed.

mango chutney flavoured lube...

I'd be tempted to say fuck the sex (as it were) and just lie there chogging down the lube

Flimmin love mango chutney, me....

Ta tfo. Might save it for panda sex.

panda sex is a euphemism for shit sex though, surely?

or sex with a Welshman (being nearly welsh myself, I feel i am qualified to speak...)

It's "I'm Pregnant :) " Look at this £999 pram which I will be buying for my DC. Gasp at the silk delivery gowns....gawk at the sick making ways these women told thier DH's about the storks visit

Is very pukey publication

mmm mango chutney lube!!! And a tingly cucumber rathia one!

In still think that Prince Phillip is the president of panda bumsex.

tfo - mmm me too. i think we're onto something here, anyone want to go on dragons den with me?

Ohhhh I have 'I'm Pregnant' from 4 years ago!

Maybe I should have a clear out...

I'm coming over, madyoungcatlady for a Dr Pepper fuelled beauty evening

Where the frig is this africa thread??? I'm totally bemused now...

AH YESSSS CUCUMBER RAITA!!!

NOW yer fookin talkin.....

no, the president of panda bumsex is Ryan Giggs....

Oh I want wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Its not faaaaaaaaaaaaaair!

There could be different levels of hotness for different "tingle strength"

Balti, Pathia, Vindaloo........

you could get the 'takeaway sex' range in one of those brown paper restaurant bags (with an oil stain on the bottom). It can be for after you've had 10 pints!

Me too Mad. Me too :( Am sure the baby would like wine. After all it is delicious and the very reason for his existence

who are you flying onion?

who in what way, parkingpermit??

I'm sure one little teeny tiny glass wouldnt get baby too pissed, surely? As long as it doesnt puke its kebab up in my womb.

also wine is made from grapes, so a health drink surely??!!

Pocahontas. Obviously by the outfit!