to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

Are we talking the Disney version of Pochahuntas? If so, can I be the raoon? It is a racoon isnt it?

I have returned and brought beer for everyone!!

It's all turned a bit unpleasant over on Africa-abstain.

I'm going to hunt out the plate tectonics DVD.

Thanks Spuddy....oh i hope it is the disney one - I havent seen it!!

If we're doing Disney Pocohontii then we'll all need to be wearing a hell of a lot more mascara.

Racoon excepted, of course, Mad.

Oh yes. I bought a lovely one the other day

btw can you really get curry flavoured condoms? i was musing it on the way to the shop and i was going to ask them if they sold them but thought better of it! I'm sure i would have been called a racist!

Well I shall be the racoon anyway! Ohhh catgirl why??? Find yourself a small child to use as an excuse and watch it straight away.

And btw, I have outclassed you all. I am surrounded by three half-drunk Dr Pepper cans, a packet of florentines and some super-strength painkillers.

ooh yes to the mascara!!!

I accessorised today with mascara AND eyeliner and lots of long feathery earring and necklaces

Am wondering now how I can dress as a racoon...

You can spuddy. I have seen them in pub vending machines but I have sadly never tasted one :(

Don;t know why I havent seen Disney Pocahontas. Junglebook and Aristocats are very high up my favourite film lists

Can i ask why you are all talking about pocahontas?

Ohhh the Aristocats! Its been a while since I have been forced into that one... I want the Lion King :(

ok, what do you all have on the coffee table?? (If you have a coffee table [grin)

I have:

pint of water (new addition)
iphone (in case DP texts)
tissues (end of term cold)
laptop (selbstverstandlich)
dog collar (for dog)
CD of DP's songs (unlistened to)
Notepad with hearts that DP has unaccountably sent me
one fag (neighbour)
nasal spray (ditto cold)
lip salve (same)
red pen (teacher)

over to you....

Find yourself a small child to use as an excuse and watch it straight away.

Well, that's a fine way to talk about Brokeback Mountain, which I have just discovered is NOT about escarpments and tectonic uplift at all.

grrr meant to to be a ...

I'm slobbing in bed, so I raise you a bedside table.

Back from starving African abstinence thread. Apparently quavers and a baby aren't really in the spirit of the thing.

Is there an irreverent flash your boobs emoticon I could use over there?

right who mentioned the africa thread first? I'm turning into a foul cowbag over there and I blame you! and the cava

Every body wants to be a cat?

Ok.... I have the 2 local papers (DH is job hunting)

1 empty coke zero can.

My purse
Broken mobile
DVD of actual footage from battle of somme (DH purchase from Imperial War Museum at weekend)
3 remote controls
4 pens
Magazine called "I'm Pregnant!" (how BAD is that title)
My feet
What to expect when you're expecting
Council tax bill

Because a cats the only trhing that can get down like that :)

yes, pink, its:

Me, Coca, it was me.

We need a strategy.

line runner. Well they do get thier rocks off if that counts as geology?