to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

*bingeing

got no idea what binging is, oh well, whatever it is i'm probably that too!

The arse is the Africa OP, TFO.

Unless it's me.

quite right, linerunner, quite right....

oooh you know what my ex always said?

If you're in a group situation, and you don't who the wanker is, its you

He was a prize knob, but that there is some good advice....

While you lot are out having a fag shall I pop the pizzas & Tex Mex combo in the oven?

A total arse

did someone actually say they should abstain? hahahaaa! so glad i haven't ventured on there.....I'll just wait till i'm drunk and punchy.

is there sour cream iklboo? i love sour cream....

the OP in the Africa thead that is - not your ex. Although given he is your ex that may still apply

oooh deep fried food....

yes please!!

although fags are yet to arrive. Text message may not work. May have to put some shoes on and hammer on door

Lots of sour cream.....

yup. if you can't get hold of a 3 pack of curry flavoureds, then abstain Africa! That was sort of the gist............

oh god probably. He was in the army, scarily enough. I try not to waste thoughts on him, tbh...

rofl @ African ladies getting their chops round a curry flavoured johnny...

oh dear!

i'm defo off to the shop now, i need beer - fortune has farted in my fondue once more; i gave up a temp job for a better one starting Monday, now they have emailed saying they want me to start 1 Aug!! so i have no income for 3 weeks. Absolute ARSE!!!

I couldn't help myself, I went back to the Africa-abstain thread.

I'm sorry.

Right there with you OP

Crying into the Rose wine I shouldn't be drinking as I'm breast feeding. Wondering if my husband is trying to be an insufferable shit having turned up pissed nearly dropped DD and nearly stood on DS then kept on drinking. Also realised today it's probably pnd again. Gutted exhausted and stunned. Really nice wine though. How much can I risk?

Got sucked back too....its not getting any better

Sorry hear about the job thing Spuddy. That is shitty. Get beer.

god I love my neighbour. she's Indonesian and has just texted me back saying "sorry what are fags?" and then when I explained "ha ha no probs I'm coming over now!!"

LOVE her!!!

Pink You really shouldn't guzzle but have a bottle glass or two slowly.

DH should go to bed and sleep it off.

I will try to cheer you up with a fight on the Africa-abstain thread joke or two.

She sounds brilliant

About my Brokeback Mountain DVD ...

Enjoying the geology?

I'll head over there with my wine, packet of quavers and DS who will not bloody sleep. Least I don't have to get dressed up.