to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

Yes, all very traumatic really - i still dream about it most nights. We lived together for 10 years, he kept putting off kids, next year etc. Then he said he wanted to be married first. then wanted to be married for a year. then on our first anniversary told me he'd decided he didn't want kids at all. Three weeks previously i found him and my best friend in our bed together but they assured me nothing was going on!

None of my friends speak to me now as they 'find it too uncomfortable'. They have all stayed friends with them tho (we were all at primary school together).

CUNTS!!

oh my fucking God spuddy...

Spuddy...bastards!

my ex kept putting off getting engaged - after Christmas, after holidays, time to settle in the new job. It took me four years to confront him and he then admitted it was never going to happen.

Ah Spuddy.

Sorry.

yes sadly that soap opera is my life! but that's when i discovered MN and your all my best mates now!! i love you guys

UK was great, nice weather for almost all the trip apart, of course, for DD2's Ball!

This week's been a pile of crap TBH, but DD2 arrives on Sunday with 9 friends so madness and mayhem will resume! All our boxes/furniture/toys etc have been collected today and are into storage so I am now officially on holiday for the next 3 months.

DD1 and DS arrive on the 21st, with more friends/boyfriends in tow, so my bank balance will no doubt be seriously depleted as well. Scorchio here and for the first time in 7 years I'm going to make the most of it and actually lounge around by the pool and on the beach

sounds like its going to be lovely, rockstock...

did DD2 have a good time at her ball?

Well, I shall make the most of it!

Yes, she had a wonderful time - did you see the pics? She looked so beautiful. I cried.

so, upshot being I stick around for DP?

right, off into the garden for fag.

ach spuddy. Do you know, I've had one tonight and I think its enough?!

onion, yes but on your terms

yes, she looked lovely

Enjoy...or we will come around and thump you

FlyingOnion I'm sorry but I got out of the sack and I couldn't help myself because I just can't bear the INTERNAL INCONSISTENCIES of Africa-abstain's arguments ... It's not my fault, it's just not my fault.

I'm very sorry for shouting.

me??

going to bed now. aibu to be disappointed DP hasn't texted to say goodnight?

A late arrival here [hiccups]

Going on hols tomorrow, have only packed 3 pairs of pyjamas each for the DCs so far, opened a bottle of pinot grigio and have not moved from the computer since

Im so going to regret this tomorrow

rofl @ internal inconsistencies - man its too fucking late for me!!

Its not your fault, you are right