to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

aww thanks Spuddy i was proper freaking out on that thread!

K999, I don't think there's any danger of him losing interest. He thinks I'm "the One"...

thats what the freaky bit is!!

I think I may be slightly hormonal. I am finding it hard not to cry because catgirl has gone.

Well, they don't need to be there yet

You want to just enjoy this time of no hassle or obligation

TFO, methinks you didn't get my joke.....

rofl @ catgirl, you mentalist

TFO - it does seem soon to be imposing feelings you don't have on yourself -if you only slept with him a few weeks ago i mean. can he not just stay your bf for a bit?

well thats it, floosie, its meant to be an enjoyable time of no hassle and no obligation, but I AM being hassled and obligated!! Albeit in the nicest possible way...

Ah yes, Soulmates:

Man, failed marriage, not my fault, 65, seeks goddess size 8 to 10 only, 25-35, to massage ego and revolting penis.

If she has gone to her DH, it wont be long til I cant fight my DP any longer and have to give in and spend some time with him hmmmph.

well he is my bf (well actually according to me he's not even really my bf. I'm just kind of seeing him)

but he is pushing me to be his gf, meet his family and friends

I just wanna be aloooone!!!

Well I don't, but I do, but I don't etc etc

Line runner okay we have saw your advert now

How long have you been seeing him?

Linerunner - even worse if they specify race, usually oriental

ah no I didn't K999, I'm being a bit slow

about a month! Max!

He was all about I Love You after 2 weeks....

Oh god, can i ask what age he is?

TFO - Wow! that is quite fast. what's his past?

Onion! I am so bloody thick! Have been lurking on the wrong drunk thread! Found you by accident after aibu lurk. Are you all drunk? Please share as in rl I have schloer

43, very ready for commitment. past 8 yr relationship (still friends) and a 6 monther who cheated on him and fucked him up. Finished around January this year.

Can i just point out to everyone i don't think at oriental people! Just at the grim older men who advertise for them!!

Song I fucking told you it was aibu you daft cow!!

get this down yer neck...

its ok spuddy we knew what you meant

we get you, spuds

Spuddy Exactly, I'm fucked, what have I got to offer that fine body of men that desire subservient perfection?

"Woman, a bit bolshy at the best of times, and wishes to be honest that she had been born gay, seeks bloke who isn't a total utter fuckwit and who won't end up owing me money and making a mess. Ability to do sex properly a bonus."

TFO - oh dear that sound like he's a bit scared. Poor him. but maybe he needs to understand forcing it too early is a sure way to sabotage it.