to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

What ishoos? Are you not able to control yourself in his presence?

No shaved legs MYCL?

You don't sound very sure Onion

Linerunner - i always read those and wish i was single! every week i pick my fave. The best are when there's a bloke who says nothing about himself but lists what he wants the lady to look like! as if it's a fucking shopping list!

of course it is spuddy

Madyoungcatlady I don't even want to know why you were randomly washing your vitals... I do really

Ok I'm all caught up. Curries and toyboys, yes?

I'm having a crisis of confidence, but I think if I give it time it'll be ok.

I'm feeling under a lot of pressure to jump in with both feet very early on

Thats it mad..you are back up to speed! I love reading soulmates - there are some fab ones. I like it when the men are really picky and you know they are 60, pot bellied etc. Or when they try to be really sensitive and make you boak

Why where is the pressure coming from?

I rushed the shaving to get bacl so I may have patchy bits, but that adds an element of surprise I think.

I dont know why I bothered washing them. Thought DP might get a treat tonight but its gone off sulking so Ive changed my mind. I shall give myself a treat later instead.

i like the patchy look. shabby chic for the fanjo no?

TFO are you the OP a few weeks ago who said they were going on a date, and wondered why you shaved your legs despite not planning a shag and then did anyway?

him, floosie. He's very keen...

Its nice to be spoiled but I've been on my own a while and its taking me some time to get my head round it.

yes, thats me spuddy !!

oooh my curry is here. Must go as DH will not tolerate me ignoring him any longer :(

Have a lovely night all and thanks ever so much - have had a lovely time xxxx

Catgirl - or when they are 50 but put the age range of their desired 'soulmate' as 24-34! and they caveat it by saying they are 'young looking' hahahahaaaa

cant even see that anymore Catgirl :( I can see the effing stretchmarks on my knees tho. I need to cover them up before I depress myself.

Is it putting you off?

bye catgirl, enjoy!!

TFO - i posted on that!!

TFO...word of advice....if you take too long to get "your head round it" he may lose interest....

aw Catlady i remember it well, hang on in there girl

I was getting all sexually comfortable with Brian Cox's erudition and his lounging back on the guest sofa, and then bloddy Alan Carr showed the old clip of Brian and his soft rock mullet.

the attentiveness is nice, floosie, but if I have to do any soul searching about my feelings, I'm getting put off cos its too early days and they aren't there yet!!

sexually comfortable