to start a Friday night drunk thread?

[TheFlyingOnion]

Haven't seen one for a couple of weeks, although I admit I haven't really been looking...

but tonight I am tired, cold-ey, and have half an open bottle of rose, and half a bottle of red to see me through...

anyone with me?

prost (in Germany )

Erm....

Unhappy-ish life, dickhead ex.

Meet toyboy three years ago at drunken party. 15 years age difference. He has no self-confidence, lovely body, lovely character, no ambition, crap education.

A kind of sweet relationship ensues on an occasional basis. He is my friend. But I just don't seem to want him in the thrusty way any more.

I had one by accident once. We were in bed, me in uni, knew he was in school. He started talking about exams...

me: "Alevels are a bummer"
him: "no, its GCSEs"
me:

K99999999999999999

How the devil???

Ah shame :( still nice if you can stay friends!

Has he made you feel better about yourself?

hmm fair enough LineRunner. If he's not lighting your candle there's not much you can do...

Pay him forwards. There's lots of ladies out there could use a nice bit of stuff

flying onion.

never had the pleaseure myself - always gone for the slightly older bloke

To be honest I feel guilty. I always assumed it would be him who ended it.

Anyway yes the sex has been fab and sweet.

Oh fuck Brian Cox is on the telly...........

oooh I love Brian

Am good! How's the new bloke?

Not going to be on MN long tonight...am on a promise...

Can't wait. Am dying for a bit action. Just within for dd2 to fall asleep.......

my new DP is 10 years older. I don't think it makes much difference. They're all the same...

maybe your are ready for something more serious with someone else. Its a good sign, you are feeling better and ready for a more rounded relationship

TFO - i read your post quickly and though you said 'pay him afterwards' haha! I thought, oh dear i've never paid mine, should i have tipped?

waiting

Err he's ok, thanks K999, good in fact. I'm having ishoos with control...

Tipping!!?? A blow job a year is tip enough!!

my Dh is 5 yrs older than me, but in men years that still makes him younger!

oooh K999 is getting some tonight

Oh my God, am I now doomed to the Guardian 'soulmates'?!

Oooh, Brian Cox is talking big numbers....

TFO...you're referring to him as your new DP?

Things are moving fast...am I still on for a hat!?

I don't see the Brian Cox thing....

actually TFO i thought just being with me was payment enough!!

I missed 2 whole pages!!!! I only washed my vitals!

My DH will be cross when the curry arrives and he realises he has missed Brian. He loves him too. Slight man crush in operation.

I was under pressure to move from DPP to DP.

I'm not really feeling it, as yet...