To wear my judgey pants to Ladies Day at Newmarket?

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

I went there to work today. I have never seen so many badly dressed, Badly coordinated, over exposed, orange faced mingers in my life! I dont think I saw five women all day who managed not to look like they had covered themselves in glue and run through a clothing factory!

If your judgey pants have a matching designer hat...YANBU

not at all, just don't let them know or they might twat you.......!

My judgey pants are fushia pink satin, with a matching ostrich feather fascinator, and a lime green bra top!

YABU for reserving your judgeypants for other people's dress sense instead of the appalling cruelty behind horseracing.

Once you've judged the animal abusers, then you can judge the orange faced mingers! :o

My shoes are six inch electric blue hooker shoes with two inch platforms!

Hmm if they're fushia pink jeggings I almost fancy you myself

I really honestly do not get the orange face/black hair/gold jewellery/talon length white tipped finger nails look. I saw a lovely example the other day in a black strapless (elasticated boob bit) maxi dress and some delightful oversized stacked cork type heel wedge arrangement complete with ankle tattoo. She looked like prime marriage material to me :o

YABU to go anywhere in Newmarket. It's a shithole.

L8r, so true! Newmarket is awful... all of it!

YANBU - Ascot even had to bring in a ban on streaky fake tan. Its endemic, its horrible and its seeping in to all areas of society. Vile.

Should have gone to Ascot...

And whats worse than the fake tan, is the totally untanned, total milkbottle white, stick like legs, with the giant shoes on the end!

You sure that wasn't a horse?

How many shoes did it have?

not unless horses wear royal blue mini dresses, no!

Princess Anne?