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to feel absolutely sexhausted?

15 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 06/07/2011 21:11

I am shattered.

There's just under 70 things I need to get done before the end of sperm.

I just feel like I'm going down with no sight of anything pleasant looming over me.

Anyone else just shagged and holding their breath in anticipation of that blessed relief sweeping over them when the break finally comes?

[sigh]

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wem · 06/07/2011 21:13

...?

flipthefrog · 06/07/2011 21:14

you shagged before 9.30 pm on a school night?

K999 · 06/07/2011 21:15

I find that being shagged AND holding my breath results in the most fantastic orgasms....Wink but not for the faint hearted Grin

LaWeasel · 06/07/2011 21:22

GrinGrinGrin

That is all.

flipthefrog · 06/07/2011 21:22

didn't michael hutchence try that k999?

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 06/07/2011 21:23

(Was it the council man who wouldn't take the bin Shock?)

Valpollicella · 06/07/2011 23:09

The end of sperm?

You'll be there a loooong time, my friend, if you try to be there till the end of sprem.

HuwEdwards · 06/07/2011 23:10

What??

TattyDevine · 06/07/2011 23:11

I know Val it just keeps coming!!!

DontGoCurly · 06/07/2011 23:13

Yeh, I used to surrender but now I just don't bother!

He's got a hand ffs....Wink

AtYourCervix · 06/07/2011 23:16

i'm so shagged i ache from top to bottom.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/07/2011 14:02

K999, sex tips were so not what I was looking for but takes notes anyway.

Grin
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InTheNightKitchen · 07/07/2011 14:04

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/07/2011 14:16

Darling Twin Daughters?

Confused
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InTheNightKitchen · 07/07/2011 14:52

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