to think my dh should be hired out to harrassed housewives?

[kazmus]

My Dh is busy going over all the carpets on the stairs and landings (2 storey town house) with a rug doctor while he tells me to watch the tennis! He is not having an affair!!! He is one of lifes good guys and I am very lucky. Anyone want to borrow him :)

What on earth is a rug doctor?

Is it the same as a bush doctor?

I've just had a look at the rug dr looks quite reasonable, is it any good OP?

Sorry, its a fancy carpet cleaning machine! A bush doctor would be very entertaining!

And what does the bush doctor do then imperial?

Need specifics

i'll have him for a bit if you don't mind, but only if he brings the rug doctor with him

It's amazing, well worth the hiring fee and really easy to use (so he says:))

I can think of a way it could be better.

You could be drinking tea, eating cake, watching tennis AND getting oral sex.

"A bush doctor would be very entertaining!"

Yes but would you be so keen to hire him out to harassed housewives?

lauriefc I never wa much good at multi tasking! But 3 out of 4 's not bad!!

You're not lucky! Your DH is doing his bit. I know this is light hearted...but I can't see man posting similar...

"My wife is currently washing the dishes while I watch the tennis. She's not having an affair! She's one of life's good girls! Aren't I lucky!?"

he's 62 and not from the new age! So sorry, I am lucky!!

My DH is a bit older too (52) I am also treated very nicely...

Lots of perks

But he is the one that enjoys watching and playing tennis!

I think I am HR Queen of Antwerp if DH swishes his whiskers out of the bathroom sink.

to be fair my DH does the majority of the house work so he make similar comments when I do things

The Rug Doc is excellent...we hire it every few months.

It's never entered my head to start a thread and tell you all when my DH cleans our carpets, but there we are?!