four threads for the price of one!

[trixie123]

Driving home today and I see a woman in a huge 4x4, on the phone, unrestrained toddler in the front seat, blocking a "keep clear" bit of the road whilst queuing at lights. Do I win a prize for spotting the most MN "sins" in one go? (I promise I am not making it up)

Oh I believe you

Did the toddler have pierced ears/was eating a sausage roll/ drinking a fruit shoot?

did you shout BINGO?

Star prize I think!

The other day, I did see a woman in a 4x4, smoking, on the phone and kids in the back. Also she was driving around a supermarket car park, so no excuse for not parking up to make the call etc!!

Nope. I saw a blonde lady talkiing on her mobile, driving a 4x4 with unrestrained toddler in the front seat who was drinking a fruit shoot.

I win!

I think I should win because I saw a young gent in a P&T parking space, with no child or car seat, windows down, Bob Marley blaring from his speakers, smoking a big fat spliff.

At the very least a crime of being too cliched. I mean, Bob Marley? Really.

Damn - I was very excited as I found my first shopping list today, and it had ham on it. Not nice ham, but ham all the same.

You have taken the wind out of my sails

I see this every morning and afternoon at the nursery round the corner. How come all common sense goes out the window come school run time?

Can I ask what the issue with 4x4s is?

4X4 her sins they throve
As the shamful tank she drove
Unrestained, did the toddler yell
As she chatted on her cell...
No cigarette was in her hand
Yet bitched about she'll be throughout the land
She though she'd never had it better
She hadn't seen the vicious MNer.