to ask who the fuck are the moderators on here and suggest that unless there was a very good reason to delete the HSBC thread - and I would like a very good reason - then this site is over-moderated

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and I am not 12

can you please treat us like grown-ups

thank you

WhipmeIndianna , wtf is it like living in your head

the old medieval red hot poker northwards up bum is hard to beat, sometimes I catch myself actually shaking my head at the pain that must've caused

what is the ham-strung thing? Is that where they cut your hamstring muscles and pull them sideways?

admittedly the 'lying in foundations and having a house built on top of you' would make 'Grand Designs' a very different show

drops LeQueen like a handful of hot shit and falls in lust with whipmeindianna

yes I am that fickle

using only a pair of rusty secateurs, snipping one whole leg off millimetre by millimetre with only one bottle of gin as both anaesthetic and antiseptic

it was a joke because you said 'feed my chunky kitkats' rather than 'feed me chunky kitkats' so fit was saying 'feed them what? pigeons?' etc etc.

see now thats abuse... oh yes.... bet it dont get deleted

LeQueen, I admire you taking on MN

they used to use goats in medieval torture - they'd tie someone up near a goat and the goat would lick their feet until they licked down to the bone (I think something was dripped on it)

goats are not nice

.....would you drink all the gin before commencing snippage? or would you sip and drip onto the expanding wound.....or would you do it sober and use it all to stop infection?
anyone?

activate - goat licking was actually a form of torture? that is so utterly bonkers, and would take a good couple of weeks to get to bone, surely?

goats have very rough tongues

or so I hear

actually one of the creepiest things from history was walling people into walls...some of them had a feeding hole and stayed walled in the castle wall for years ; some were walled in so they couldnt move an inch.
fucked up.

I would do it sober . I am dead 'ard me ,,

tigers could lick to the bone. They have VERY rough tongues.

They'd probably get frustrated pretty quickly, mind.

creepiest one I saw a replica of in York was acage , rather like a large canary cage, big enough for a man to fit in, but only crouched down on his haunches. Apparently over the years his beard would grow an suffocate or strangle him ...

naice

Giraffes have rough tongues... also very longue tongues... would probably be quicker to die by giraffe licks

and why have I spelt long with a ue at the end?