To think that men are useless articles sometimes?

[NettieSpaghetti]

Grrr Grrrr rant rave grrr.

Anyone need to join me?

"Bottle of wine will do ! White, please. "

I just assumed you'd promised a bj :o

Fantastic! wine it is! If he puts up some pictures on my drab walls you can have two!

Omi Nah, he's not performing a miracle, just cutting grass.

Nettie

Done.

Usually I'd agree but DH as been so good latetly. He's wallpapering the lounge as we speak to cheer me up and treated me to a lovely hair cut.
Don't worry I'll be calling him a cunt tomorrow

Mrsdonkey d

Did you see your birthday thread I did for you?

Pump

"treated me to a lovely haircut"

Did you mean you went to a hairdressers or that he got the shears and a bowl ?

NO I DIDN'T

WHERE ?

(sobs) I thought you forgot.....

I wonder if I could swap my dh with your mrsdonkey

Mine refused to move a bag 2ft so it was out of the way "because it's not mine"...funny he never says "don't wash my clothes, dear" or "don't cook my tea" . Oh and he let me know at 8.25am that he hadn't got anything for the school tombola. I guess he thought I'd just wave my magic wand

Oh, crafty let's not get carried away.

All he's done is cut the bloody grass ! And if he wasn't here today, I would have !

Aw thanks crafty you made me feelmuch better! Itsnot just mine then!

If you go to your local spar shop they may be able to help with one or two things.

Firstly- top up fairy dust for your wand
second- a brain cell to assist dh
Thirdly-wine lots of it!

OI, Pumper

Where's my thread then ?

Go to my pics and see what I got for my birthday.

I can't find your thread :(
I posted it in AIBU try and search it
No he paid for me to have it cut at the hairdressers.

Love the pressie mrsdonkey what's he called?

Aww, what was it called ? I'll search.....

That's lovely. I got so fed up with mine I lopped a 3rd off meself.

Looks pretty good, even if I do say so myself.

He he he !

You should read the Wimbledon thread.......he's called Rocky Rafa

Here it is

To wish mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA happy birthday. (4 Posts)
Add message | Report | Message poster Pumpernickel10 Tue 21-Jun-11 21:44:50
Well birthday girl you requested your own thread, so here it is
Happy birthday for tomorrow xxx
Add message | Report | Message poster fuckmepinkandCALLmegoran Tue 21-Jun-11 21:46:24
Happy Birthday MrsDBVR

Add message | Report | Message poster veritythebrave Tue 21-Jun-11 21:48:04
Happy Birthday MrsDonkey!!!
Add message | Report | Message poster AuntiePickleBottom Tue 21-Jun-11 22:16:28
Happy Birthday

Awww.

Thank you ever so much. I am chuffed.