to wonder why more people don't have a posting style and want one myself

[thegruffalosma]

I'm talking about scottishmummy, dawntigga, Loggon...I really enjoy their posts whether I agree with them or not.

I want a posting style but I can't think of one....

Try spelling things vertically with the first letter of each line.

Whilst it may take a while to get the hang of it, it will be worth it.

A bit more subtle than some other styles.

That way you can say what you really mean and nobody will pick up on it.

Some might, though.

tethers!!

my posting style is accidental. i cant spell 'teh'.

Tethers

How on earth did you think of that

And I must say

To you

S-l-o-w-l-y.

Cheers my lovely

Like what you have done

Even though some may not realise how

Very talented you are.....

Even more importantly (I have it on the brain)

Rafa to WIN ! (completely irrelevant, but had to be said)

you have far more patience than me!! when i need to say something i need to say it now!!

Strangely enough, I used to do it in essays at school.

At the time, it seemed worth the effort just to insult the teacher.

Definitely don't do it now. Oh no. Not in any official emails or anything.

So

Today

On the telly

Plenty of sexy men

In shorts

Totally fabulous

Now tomorrow

On the telly

Will be more of the same.

Is that what Gabby's been doing and I haven't noticed? It reads quite similarly.

DH told me about a reporter who did it after they were made redundant. It was very rude and got past the subs and into the paper.

Wouldn't have a clue.

I'm just copying tethers

Love Rafa, I do

Love him sooo much

I really do

Especially at Wimbledon

Such a lovely boy too.

Got one

Or think I have at least

Only took me 20 mins

Look how good it is

I am converted

End of

Suckers

Yes, you did it !

And I'm happy for you

You are sooooooo slow though

I cannot say how much I admire your tenacity and

Mental agility

Particularly so late at night

Right when

Everyone else is talking about bumsex and

Stuff like that.

Some would say that you are weird but they are just jealous of your

Extra special talent, although you really cannot

Do it too often or it will be noticed.

But if I save it for special no-one will notice

Unless I bold the first letter

Might be too obvious then

So will have to risk just sounding a bit pissed

Every now and again

X

Oh my eyes start to smart

Right like a shot through the heart

Great idea though needs plenty of K

Y

Tis not for me

I have too well hung a dh

Get off I would cry

Help!

Tearing would be an issue

As would seepage (so I've heard)

Reasons to avoid, for me, are many

So I shall stick with vanilla

Even on holiday

To be fair
It's probably not appropriate on some threads.
Truly.
Why?
Ah.
Nearly every time I post something like this, I xpost with someone's tragic story.
Kind of takes the edge off the biting wit...

Been said before

Lovers all know

Often men prefer

Work down below

Just don't bite

Or it can be a shock

Bleeding is messy

So don't bite off their cock!