to think its rather silly not be able to use the word 'boobs' in a bra review

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I have been sent an email by M and S today asking me to review the bras I recently bought online. I did so but apparantly they won't accept the word 'boobs' in the review, its 'obscene'?!?!?!.

I'm interested in how you refer to yours: boobs? bazookas? breasts? Tits?

Please, please use a variety of ridiculous euphemisms like 'flobbly wobblies' or something. Please!

Devil's pillows.

Pendulous melons.

Apple Dumplings.

Breasts?

I cant call them breasts, I know thats what they are but I cant!!!!

I call em buzums.....(yes pronounced like that!)

Upper front jigglies.

Boobs aren't obscene. They are horribly coy and twee though.

Breasts, tits and bazooms are fine. You can only use bazooms to describe big ones though

I bet it lets you use norks. And then everyone will know it's the MN-approved/disapproved bra.

Try "b00bs"?

I like the word norks, norkage, large of nork, nork free.....

NORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

puppies?

'Breasts' to me means chicken I cut up to make risotto/wraps/curry. I use the word 'boobs' too. How very prissy of M&S!

dirty pillows

love PJ Harvey

Baps.

Not that I ever actually say that IRL. Just love the word.

My DS was 2yo when he invented Boobie Day (driven to feats on inventiveness by recently having had Mother's Day). Apparently it's the day that when you are allowed to whack mummy's norks and shove your hand down her bra.

Not sure that M&S would approve. I wasn't that keen either.

BTW it's usually Booswhams in our house (orig. bosoms). I blame the boobies on nursery [cat's bum mouth].

never liked the word boobs , it's a bit like 'willy' sort of states your embarresment so you find a silly word thats acceptable , breasts or tits i say
boobs is certainly not obscene though