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To think that Titanic II is THE worst, most godawful, feeble excuse for a B movie that I have ever seen in my life!

29 replies

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 18/06/2011 00:12

thats it really, the acting is awful, the storyline has more holes than... Well, a holey thing, the special effects are appalling....
Confused

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ll31 · 18/06/2011 00:20

ur more than right

AgentZigzag · 18/06/2011 00:21

I saw this on the channel 'look to see what's on' thingy the other day, and wondered how they'd managed to work a second one Grin

Not good then?

springydaffs · 18/06/2011 00:24

Titanic 1 was bad enough thanks

Jack! Jaaaack

GreenEyesandHam · 18/06/2011 00:24

There's a Titanic 2?

Really?

ZXEightyMum · 18/06/2011 00:25

Does it have more holes than the hull of the Titantic?

When the original was out there was talk of a sequel but I could never see it myself what with one of the two main characters being as dead as a doornail and the other one living a hundred years knowing that he was at the bottom of the ocean.

fifitrixibell · 18/06/2011 00:26

does the ship sink again?

Lunabelly · 18/06/2011 00:29

I managed to watch 6.5 minutes of it before defenestrating the telly and yelling "WHAT FECKING WANKY BOLLOCKS IS THIS FECKING SHITE!" and "WHAT CRAP CGI IS THIS?"

MadAsASnakeNana · 18/06/2011 00:31

What Lunabelly said.

ZXEightyMum · 18/06/2011 00:34

LOL at sinking again. Perhaps it drifts gently along the ocean-floor at the mercy of the currents by a devastating two or maybe three inches a year causing inchoate tragedy and emotional turmoil to the shells and erm, sand and that.

Mumcentreplus · 18/06/2011 00:46

LMAO...and you expected what?...it's all part and parcel of a crap-arse film...Now Mega Pirahna...that was crap even by B movie standards...Have you seen Sharktopus???...classic crap...

peeriebear · 18/06/2011 00:49

Dinocroc vs Supergator. Or the Loch Ness Terror.

DooinMeCleanin · 18/06/2011 00:49

But it sank, how can there be a second one Confused? Unless it involves sea dwelling zombies? I like me a good Zombie film

Awomancalledhorse · 18/06/2011 00:52

I've phoned two people and MADE THEM put it in their sky planners (it's repeated at 2.10).
I may buy it for everyone I know at christmas.
It's great, in a 'it's so bad I could fling my menses at paper & come up with a better idea for a film'.

Then again I think Troma films are the dogs bits, so you can ignore me.

NettoSuperstar · 18/06/2011 00:54

The first one was bad enough, and it sank.
How can there be a second?Confused

DD made me watch it with her the other week.
Never mind the folk who died on the ship, I almost killed myself watching 3 hours of that shite.

AgentZigzag · 18/06/2011 00:54

I had to have a look Grin this is from imdb -

'On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.'

You'd think nobody would be so stoopid wouldn't you?

Bogeyface · 18/06/2011 00:54

Dinocroc V Supergator was fantastic, I laughed so hard I am sure thats what sent me into labour :o

Mumcentreplus · 18/06/2011 00:55

Ahh Dino Croc vs Supergator...practically that same animal trying to kick each others arse...

Mumcentreplus · 18/06/2011 00:56

Fantastically crap...I watched parts of it with my DDs

DooinMeCleanin · 18/06/2011 00:58

I don't get it. Surely the tsunami would have taken the ship out too? Or must have happened miles and miles away in which case they would have enough warning to avoid the iceberg. Unless it was a killer zombie iceberg. Was it a killer zombie iceberg?

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 18/06/2011 01:00

Awomancalledhorse I often throw my menses at paper to write film plots... Isn't that what everyone does?
Loch Ness Terror? Is that the one that isn't actually set in Scotland, but a lake somewhere in America? If so, I've seen it. It was almost as bad as Titanic II!

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Mumcentreplus · 18/06/2011 01:03

lmaoo...this year there are some new zombie films coming out. Eaters, Another World, Rec 2, Primal...don't worry you pretty likkle head

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 18/06/2011 01:07

I must remember, if I am ever in a life threatening situation aboard a sinking ship, and I find someone with a huge gaping wound, that all I need to do is to scotch tape a credit card over it, and then the victim will be just fine. until she is chopped in half by a bulkhead door

Although... I wonder if my Matalan membership card would be acceptable, I don't have a credit card! Confused

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Awomancalledhorse · 18/06/2011 01:08

Saggyoldclothcatpuss, I presume you wrote MegaShark V Giant Octopus then. I am in awe of you.
Best scene in a movie ever;

(please if link doesn't work, someone relink it...PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS)!
DooinMeCleanin · 18/06/2011 01:11
Awomancalledhorse · 18/06/2011 01:12

Thanking you muchly DooinMe.