To think that Titanic II is THE worst, most godawful, feeble excuse for a B movie that I have ever seen in my life!

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

thats it really, the acting is awful, the storyline has more holes than... Well, a holey thing, the special effects are appalling....

ur more than right

I saw this on the channel 'look to see what's on' thingy the other day, and wondered how they'd managed to work a second one

Not good then?

Titanic 1 was bad enough thanks

Jack! Jaaaack

There's a Titanic 2?

Really?

Does it have more holes than the hull of the Titantic?

When the original was out there was talk of a sequel but I could never see it myself what with one of the two main characters being as dead as a doornail and the other one living a hundred years knowing that he was at the bottom of the ocean.

does the ship sink again?

I managed to watch 6.5 minutes of it before defenestrating the telly and yelling "WHAT FECKING WANKY BOLLOCKS IS THIS FECKING SHITE!" and "WHAT CRAP CGI IS THIS?"

What Lunabelly said.

LOL at sinking again. Perhaps it drifts gently along the ocean-floor at the mercy of the currents by a devastating two or maybe three inches a year causing inchoate tragedy and emotional turmoil to the shells and erm, sand and that.

LMAO...and you expected what?...it's all part and parcel of a crap-arse film...Now Mega Pirahna...that was crap even by B movie standards...Have you seen Sharktopus???...classic crap...

Dinocroc vs Supergator. Or the Loch Ness Terror.

But it sank, how can there be a second one ? Unless it involves sea dwelling zombies? I like me a good Zombie film

I've phoned two people and MADE THEM put it in their sky planners (it's repeated at 2.10).
I may buy it for everyone I know at christmas.
It's great, in a 'it's so bad I could fling my menses at paper & come up with a better idea for a film'.

Then again I think Troma films are the dogs bits, so you can ignore me.

The first one was bad enough, and it sank.
How can there be a second?

DD made me watch it with her the other week.
Never mind the folk who died on the ship, I almost killed myself watching 3 hours of that shite.

I had to have a look this is from imdb -

'On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.'

You'd think nobody would be so stoopid wouldn't you?

Dinocroc V Supergator was fantastic, I laughed so hard I am sure thats what sent me into labour :o

Ahh Dino Croc vs Supergator...practically that same animal trying to kick each others arse...

Fantastically crap...I watched parts of it with my DDs

I don't get it. Surely the tsunami would have taken the ship out too? Or must have happened miles and miles away in which case they would have enough warning to avoid the iceberg. Unless it was a killer zombie iceberg. Was it a killer zombie iceberg?

Awomancalledhorse I often throw my menses at paper to write film plots... Isn't that what everyone does?
Loch Ness Terror? Is that the one that isn't actually set in Scotland, but a lake somewhere in America? If so, I've seen it. It was almost as bad as Titanic II!

lmaoo...this year there are some new zombie films coming out. Eaters, Another World, Rec 2, Primal...don't worry you pretty likkle head

I must remember, if I am ever in a life threatening situation aboard a sinking ship, and I find someone with a huge gaping wound, that all I need to do is to scotch tape a credit card over it, and then the victim will be just fine. until she is chopped in half by a bulkhead door

Although... I wonder if my Matalan membership card would be acceptable, I don't have a credit card!

Saggyoldclothcatpuss, I presume you wrote MegaShark V Giant Octopus then. I am in awe of you.
Best scene in a movie ever;

(please if link doesn't work, someone relink it...PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS)!

Thanking you muchly DooinMe.