To think you are all bullies on here and very foul

[Iamofftonetmums]

Decided after being here for a whole month how hostile you are to newbies and how bitchy you are.
I've never heard so much swearing in my life and you call yourself adults?
So I'm off to Netmums to a more mature forum.
Have fun insulting each other :)

Im sure I read this thread the other day, with Vagabond taking a starring role

I does love a good flounce, though.

If we had animated emoticons we could have a Gallic Shrug one. Maybe smoking a Gauloise.

Well if they didn't post it, it would make the flouncers section a bit dull wouldn't it? Have to think you're something special to post it on aibu though.

Maybe its vagabond leaving

I once had an erotic dream about Alan Titchmarsh FFS. I didnt know where to look.

Hmm I'm new here and I've not seen any bullying. Just a lot of japes and tom foolery amongst the serious stuff. Personally I love a good swear after holding it in all day, & have pissed myself more in the last few days reading threads on here than I have in months

I got deleted and didnt know, (on another thread) I was so excited I went looking for it so I could stare at it , well lack of it now obviously.
I stared at that fit2drop message deleted by mumsnet with such pride,

THAT was when I knew I belonged

Sue I have just wasted a perfectly good mouthful of wine.

now had over your dinner money or i'll tell scott simpson you have a micropenis in your knickers.

alan titchmarsh is on ITV right now omnishambles, incase your interested

I do have a micropenis, you can ride one with a provisional licence at 16 you know.

Bof, no kitchen ware, no. It was truly filthy. Not as bad as Alan Titchmarch though

dp bears a (fleeting, honest) resemblance to Le Titchmarsh

what fun we have in B&Q with the cardboard cutouts

madmomma. as a fairly newbe i feel the need to bully you mercilessly.

but i can't bring myself to. have some

enjoy.

jeezus springy. do you make him wear a disguise when you shag?

fit I felt the same even had a tshirt printed
"pumpernickel 10 deleted my mumsnet"

What do you mean about the cutouts? Like standing next to them and taking pictures and stuff or do you mean that you move them around the store and put them in compromising positions?

[GRIN] pumpernickel10

its a club innit

we could make coasters and and and and

and doilies for the posher deleetees

or hide them and pretend to be a cardboard cutout. standing very still holding a drill bit, then when some unsuspectrng customer looks at said tool he souts BOO and scares them?

"put them in compromising positions?"

why? is that what you would do to them omni?

Did we ever get the swear word from peachy?
I'm and the swearing is the only thing that's got me through this thread.

Damn missed out a newbie!

They said they had fun with them - I was just imagining what that would be.

I would probably have them poking out of the shower cubicles or something.

And then I would be asked to leave.

Or head down in a shredder

Knollocks. She says it's a knob who talks bollocks.

I am shocked - shocked - that the thread has 120 post and not one yet is deletable by mumsnet for slagging off the complete fucktard of an OP.

There! See what you made me do.