No, no, three would be welcome here because I have three dogs.
Work it out...there are three R$PCA money-scroungers, right? That equals one R$PCA money-scrounger per dog to "greet".
And means that I wouldn't have to feed the dogs tonight. :o
Folk need to know that the R$PCA already has £119 MILLION in the bank yet a year or so ago decided that they "couldn't afford" to take in any more dogs from the public, so leaving them to be taken in by already over-exhausted, over-burdened independent rescues who themselves get little or no public support and often have no charity tax breaks.
Then I'd remind them that .
Yep, THE R$PCA USES YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY CAPTIVE BOLT GUNS IN ORDER TO SHOOT AND KILL HEALTHY DOGS. THE R$PCA ALSO SAYS ITS OKAY TO LEAVE DOGS TIED UP IN THE SNOW WITHOUT SHELTER DAY AND NIGHT.
The moral of this story - tell the three R$PCA muggers to fuck off and, if you wish to, donate to hardworking, struggling but morally respectable independent rescues or the Dogs Trust instead.