Because I have a sweary nickname. We swearers have feelings too, y' know? Please don't judge until you've walked a mile in my Birkenstocks.
If the bullying continues I will get out my bong and teach the world to sing/waft around all the threads in my cheesecloth kaftan, spreading the love. Is that what you want to happen? Is it? Is it really?
Everybody...
Kum, bay-yah my lord, kum, bay-yah...