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Being BULLIED on Mumsnet.

51 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 16/06/2011 10:02

Because I have a sweary nickname. We swearers have feelings too, y' know? Please don't judge until you've walked a mile in my Birkenstocks.

If the bullying continues I will get out my bong and teach the world to sing/waft around all the threads in my cheesecloth kaftan, spreading the love. Is that what you want to happen? Is it? Is it really?

Everybody...

Kum, bay-yah my lord, kum, bay-yah...

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SecretNutellaFix · 16/06/2011 10:04

Piss off you attention seeking whiner!

Grin
Hullygully · 16/06/2011 10:04
Apocalypse · 16/06/2011 10:05

YABU for the Birkenstocks alone.

The kaftan doesn't sound too good either. :o

bupcakesandcunting · 16/06/2011 10:05

Nutella, come and have a toke, dude. You need to chillax.

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GabbyLoggon · 16/06/2011 10:06

bupcakes have your say, you are not alone. but it can be got used to.

OracleInaCoracle · 16/06/2011 10:07

if u dnt lyk it beep off 2 nm hun!

bupcakesandcunting · 16/06/2011 10:07

Gabby spoke to me, Gabby spoke to me. Be still my beating heart.

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spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 10:09

chillax dont do it, when you want to go to it. chillax dont do it when you want to come.

DooinMeCleanin · 16/06/2011 10:10

I'm always bullied on MN. I am northern, I smoke, I own a dog and a cat, we get benefits, we have a large screen TV Shock I'd go over to Nethuns but the pink hurts my eyes Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 16/06/2011 10:10

YES!

Whoop whoop!

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AurraSing · 16/06/2011 10:17

I like the swearing, but I don't ever want to see your bong.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/06/2011 10:20

Bullied?

Bullied?

You need fecking bullying to get some carpitals into that nickname.

BupcakesandCunting · 16/06/2011 10:22
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ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/06/2011 10:26

Yow am gorgeous.

BupcakesandCunting · 16/06/2011 10:28

So am yow bab.

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Slightlyreluctantexpat · 16/06/2011 10:35

Do you know, I RUSHED onto this thread thinking that somebody needed some help but, nope, 'tis all bollocks. :o

BupcakesandCunting · 16/06/2011 10:38

Is NOT bollocks.

There have been, like, eleventy MILLION threads this week about how EVIL swearynamed people are. It hurts our little hearts.

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Bearcrumble · 16/06/2011 10:40

You should speak to 'Real Lives' magazine about how having online tourettes got you pregnant and then tell the world to go and buy it.

BupcakesandCunting · 16/06/2011 10:42

I've already been in Real Lives for breastfeeding my street.

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Tee2072 · 16/06/2011 10:44

Oh and like I haven't been bullied this week because I've got numbers in my name. You sweary ones think you are the only ones discriminated against!

Up with numbers!

::Tee starts marching and chanting::

TrillianAstra · 16/06/2011 10:45

Really slightly?

I RUSHED onto this thread thinking someone needed to be told to man up! :o

BeerTricksPotter · 16/06/2011 10:53

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 16/06/2011 10:54

You don't have the first fucking idea about bullying cuntcakes. Hobble half a metre in my crocs with ingrowing toenails, then talk to me about bullying.
Currently, my delightfully pink cervix is throbbing thanks to the GP I described as gentle.
I've the joy of a mammogram and echo something or other this afternoon too.
The tit exam must be in the company of DD. No other appointments.

BupcakesandCunting · 16/06/2011 10:55

"You don't have the first fucking idea about bullying cuntcakes."

I LOVE it when people mistype my name Grin cuntcakes is the best one yet!

Serves you right though, for wearing crocs. Wink

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 16/06/2011 11:03

I deliberately mistyped your name.
I wore the crocs because it is falling out of the sky with rain and I had to walk to the doctor.
I had one croc related injury yesterday. I had been standing on the back step having a fag and got wet feet. I needed to take some washing to the machine in the cellar. My left foot slipped and I ended up with my right foot four steps about the left. I split my difference and it hurt.
I think the crocs will be binned.

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