Being BULLIED on Mumsnet.

[bupcakesandcunting]

Because I have a sweary nickname. We swearers have feelings too, y' know? Please don't judge until you've walked a mile in my Birkenstocks.

If the bullying continues I will get out my bong and teach the world to sing/waft around all the threads in my cheesecloth kaftan, spreading the love. Is that what you want to happen? Is it? Is it really?

Everybody...

Kum, bay-yah my lord, kum, bay-yah...

I KNOW you deliberately mistyped it, you hatched-faced auld boot I was just saying, I liked YOUR mistype the BEST.

I think crocs should be banned. DS suggested yesterday in the middle of TK Maxx that "mummy wears crocs, grown up ones with a big flower on the toes"

Fucking DON'T.

I had a few croc related injuries when pregnant. Mainly because they were DHs but they were only thing that soothed my swollen trotters. Ever walked outside a chippy in the rain in a pair?? It was a fecking ice-rink.

Oh, and if you don't like being bullied, maybe you should change your name to cupcakesandladyhole. More refined, like.

Ignore crocs. Wear Birkenstocks. All the time. Except in tropical rainstorms.

Ladyhole. Brilliant.
My DD was with me when I made the appointment for my smear. She wanted to join me today to look up my ladyhole.
I am such a bad mum I said no. She is coming to my tit squashing though.

How can you injure yourself in a pair of Crocs?

Sweary names .... fine
Numbers after name.....live and let live

Use of the term chillax FUCK OF FUCKERS FUCK OFF FUCK FUCK OFF

Crocs are easy to injure yourself in. There is no grip inside them and the outsides are pretty shiny too.
I may have to consider wearing socks with them for traction.

I am SO glad to be back. You bunch of cunts.

Have you been gone? No wonder it's all gone to the dogs...

Where have you been, Springchicken, you silly moo?

I was cold the other evening and DH came home to find me wearing cropped trousers, top, dressing gown, socks and fit flops.

I am a style guru, I am a style guru...but I found the socks were slippery with the fit flops.

SREF: My computer was trashed by a virus and had to be taken away and mended. It took a WEEK.

Springchicken - how very ghastly! Am anticipating a mini-break with my parents in a no-internet cottage. Might go mad. Probably will do.

in the style of nicki graham

who even is she???

Perry (brilliant name BTW) who is Nicki Graham and why is her name spelled in that ridiculous way?

sigh

furriners

You think you have it bad bupcakes, try thinking of the poor posters like me who are discriminated against for our refusal of capitals in our name!

Oh yeah, I got a rollocking for that off that twunt Chaos earlier, on this very thread.

cuntcakes, why was your post deleted on another thread? I'll probably have to read all about it tomorrow.
i must collect some flowers for DDs teacher. She breaks up tomorrow.

If a thread turns nasty just post All men are potential bastard raping paedos and you'll be swamped with love.