I named the triplets Pretensia, Intelligentsia, and Brainea.
Their prebirth-to-preschool tutors (Greek, Latin, Mandarin, Physics, Applied Mathematics, Pianoforte) have informed me that one of them is destined to become Lady Justice XXXXXXXX, another will become editor of The Telegraph, and the third will be snapped up by an Old Etonian member of the landed gentry.
Makes me want to vomit - all that dosh spent on their education and
nary a one will become a WAG or win Britain's Got No Fucking Talent.
I blame myself for not naming them Alberta, Felicia, and Florence.