To think that rocking a baby seat with my foot while simultaneously using a breast pump should be an Olympic event?

[DrSeuss]

My friend L and I want to compete in the pairs event and are hoping to recruit others for the team competition. I shall also be competing in the Lego Construction from the instructions marked 5+. What events will you sign up for?

I can do the mnetting, eating cake, drinking tea and watching the tennis marathon?

I am currently practising for the Pelvic Floor Strength event, due to 2 mugs of hot chocolate and a reluctance to waste time weeing when I could be looking on here.

Car seat installation and flat pack nursery furniture assembly (freestyle - have got to reassemble DS's cot soon for imminent new arrival and instructions have gone walkies).

Baby proofing a house with funny angles & awkward shapes.