AIBU to think that IF MNers paid attention to their OHs, rather than

[Imaponderer]

incessantly posting in a pretend world that they might be able to maintain realtionships; not have, social issues communicating with family and friends, dysfunctional children and ultimately partners who didn't look elsewhere?

they would also learn to spell and use punctuation correctly if they moved away from these ridiculous online forums and only read improving literature

your are right op

Oh absolutely... what's your partner doing whilst you're enlightening the board this evening?

What, like you? It is possible to dip in and out you know...

God that is so true.
Other people are shit aren't they?

I am only here to judge wimmin who neglect their ohs. It's like a social service.

OP perhaps you should spend more time with your OH and DC's rather than starting this thread.

Talk about the pot and the fucking kettle.

I have put a smidge of lipstick on and placed a pretty ribbon in my hair in anticipation of the imminent arrival of the man of the house. Ido however worry about Tarquin and Chiandra - I think you might be right about the dysfunction

Imaponderer you have spelt your name wrong! It shoul be Imafuckingtwat

Never mind the DH and DC...my house would sure be cleaner!

Dh is in Spain and my children are asleep.
But I am going to wake the fuckers up, else they become all dysfunctional and shit.

I'm at work. I'm not allowed to have my partner here. It would be distracting

My dc are also not allowed because they attempt to destroy the shop.

I suggest that as you are clearly a 16 year old boy you hurry along back to World of Warcraft. The grown ups are too busy to deal attention seeking right no.

OP, I never really stick my neck out like this but you are:

a) incorrect and
b) a real bitch.

I cannot imagine that you ever have any problems maintaining relationships, with social issues, and am sure that your children are the apogee of humanity's physical and social development.

And if your partner ever DOES look elsewhere (good god I hope he's porking Jennifer Lopez), you'll get a ton of sympathy from MN.

Yeah probably.

And can people please not give this silly the twat the attention it's after ? That way there is a chance it might fuck off.

I thank you.

God you're so right. What have I been thinking all this time? I can't thank you enough for this wake-up call - without you, DH could be out shagging his secretary, the DSs could be out torching Ford Escorts and it would all be my own fault.

I agree with you completely OP.

Especially strange that all the teachers who bleat on about working 26 hours a day seem to spend a hell of alot of time on here and I might add its obvious they are half cut most of the time!

dh? is that you?

I thoroughly agree. I would certainly be out with my intellectual boho friends and lovers, seeking out high cultural thrills if I didn't have a three year old asleep in bed and be 7 months up the stick from my sexy husband.

Imaponderer - do strike up an interesting conversation to save us all please

The definition of pondering is to weigh up a worthwhile topic some with thought and care ...

You should be renamed ...

This has got to be someone here's bitter ex hasn't it?

What is a "realtionship" ? Is it a real relationship ie one where you communicate and talk and stuff? If so, I object to your insinuations. I talk to my inflatable Gary Barlow doll before AND after thank you very much.

OP, do you have a partner who spends a lot of time on MN?

Are you my DH?

naaaaaaaaaah i fink you is rong luv.

good god I hope he's porking Jennifer Lopez

beesimo - perhaps you can explain how teachers are relevant to the thread?