to be embarassed that the shop next to the sex shop only has plain brown paper bags to put your purchases in?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Blow me, was I embarassed wanking back to my car past the Adult Shop with a large bag of printer cartridges?

are you sure?
you didn't walk into the sex shop?

wanking back???

you were doing sex acts as you left the sex shop!!

wanking back

Best typo ever

nicely, I did not go in the sex shop.

The lady doth not protest too much.

haha! If you're wanking in public then a brown paper bag is the least of your worries!

I'm having a really shit day but your first line just made me laugh so much.

at autocorrect.

Lol great typo!

but notice she doesn't comment on the wanking?

I think that one was a deliberate plant.

Chaos has learned to type and is using it to wind us up

I bought a book.

Roffle @ wanking back....

PMSL

I think I'll ask DH...."Just wank to the shops for me DH" and see what happens!

Blow me ?

stationary day!

Indeed, a totally standstill day.