I can't believe how much of a bitch I have become ;)

[katvond]

Over the last week on MN I have noticed how much of a bitch I have become on here. I will not pat the OPs head,if they are talking crap I will tell them, not sure if it was the 1\2 term thingy but some threads of late have been moany and whinging. Come on give us something to get our teeth into on here.
If I read another selfish thread I will scream. :)

Yes, I know

You were very rude and snippy with me yesterday I was most taken aback.

I can get ruder if you wish ;)

Now sniff over there I don't want your germs or I will set the dogs on you

little book of grudges lol

I want someone to hold my hand and walk me through how to clean my kitchen floor properly, is that too selfish?

and I still feel like poop and its not faaaaaiiiir

annoying enough yet?

we need a MIL thread ....!

Ahh but did you get your burger Trin?

You and I will get along just fine katvond if you stop fucking sniffing me sandwiches and walking on the blanket!

Fuck off Born that spam in those sarnies was too inviting

oh I got my burger, oh yes I did and it was DELICIOUS

I could just eat a big fat burger with loads of cheese and bacon and an onion ring.

I had onion rings too

All women are bitches. Some just keep it contained better than others, and idiocy is hard to tolerate.

Onion rings you lucky so and so
Could eat them now
nom nom

Isn't it lovely that people believe being a bitch is something to aspire to?

Being a bitch for the sake of it is not cool

I wasn't aspiring to becoming a bitch, I'm blaming MN :)

Err sorry katvond, i dont want to piss on your bonfire or anything, but you most definately aint no biatch!! I refer you to my thread, and mrwhiskeerwotsits thread!! I have no patience with selfish threads either, although i have just opened the mother of self-pitying whines on AIBU which is pretty much being ignored as it deserves, come over and kick me in the arse if you like ;)

Done a seagull thread especially for you passive

thanks katvond, thats another nice thing you've done for me - thats minus twenty bitch points. I reckon i outbitch you anyway, i do actually feel bad for my conduct on another recent thread where i rather did rake the OP across the coals somewhat!