to be cross that this old bidder tutted at me and my lo?

[cheztrixyreed1971]

Was trying to get my buggsie and a basket of shopping through the ownservice till @ Morissons.

It was a tight squeeze, but I managed lol.

I was packing up my wears and singing Inci Winci Spider to my littley and she waswaving her bottle around and a wee bit pf the juice splashed this old dearies white jacket. OOooops.

I apologised a lot. and gave her a babbywipe to help clean it up, but she looked with discust at my lil girl.

She's only 2, dontcha think people shud be more tolerant?

Shud I of said something to her?

I'm right bothered by this 3 hours after the incident.

Bl**dy heck.

U lot are'nt very sympethitic are'nt u?

Havent u ever experianced anything like this attittude?

Thanks edame for you kind thoughts, its good that someone can be knid.

And, nope itwasnt a babbies' bottle - I don't use them - I've brought reusible metal sport's bottles and refill them frequent. I woulda thought yous ot onhere would b uptodate with info on nasties in plastic bottles. Notso clever now r u?

Really, is everyone missing the important part here....that the OP was singing itsy bitsy spider, not only is it really politically incorrect for spiders to be washed down drains (and possibly frighting the littley), it is a nursery rhyme that should be chanted rather than sang, probably this is why the old biddy was staring....

And GetOff - I was supervisig her properly!!!! pmsl.

Just busy doing many things as we busy mums' havta!! lol.

Oh please tell me you are a regular winding us up?

I am going to gloss over all the spelling/grammar issues, but OP, it does make your posts extremely hard to read. And there's no need to ** things.

You are being unreasonable to expect her to be anything other than pissed off that she had her nice jacket ruined. You are probably covered in juice all the time, she probably thought those days were over. She was being very tolerant by not buying a carton of juice herself to tip over you and your child.

Your child couldn't help it, but she shouldn't have to pretend to be happy about it

I think the OP's two year old typed her post for her. It would certainly explain the use of English.

Do yourself and your DD a favour.

Get thee to an Adult Literacy course at your local college.

Otherwise, once she's past reception, her reading and spelling is going to be beyond you.

I think the OP's two year old typed her post for her. It would certainly explain the use of English

I am getting older so I must be approaching bidder-territory. I have to confess that if a small child accidentally spilt something on me I wouldn't complain but I might think 'arrggghhhhhh!' and my face might also express it. I like children and enjoy their company but I have less tolerance of the chaos they can create than once I did. (still slightly irritable about the damage inflicted on our home and garden by 2 out of control little ones at a BBQ last week).

That's highly defamatory to 2 yr olds though Sooty.

Good point about the adult literacy course. There is no reason for anybody to be illiterate these days, and it would be very sad if you couldn't help your child through school.

Oh come on, 'tis obv a wind up.

I always look on in awe at txtspeak.
It's actually really hard to type, It would take me twice as long to type a paragraph in txtspeak than it would for me to type normally.

Maybe they should start doing courses at universities?

Babbies

ok, it's a wind up etc, arf arf etc etc, tell her off for the terrible use of the English language..

BUT it's not the LAW to use the frankly hideous "DD, DS, DC". thanX.

Does anyone "lol" after getting themselves through a checkout with their shopping?

It must be a wind up. Surely no-one old enough to have a child actually writes like that.

cheztrixyreed1971 - come on, who are you really?

I lol in Greggs

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is a wind-up.

Annie - WTbeejeesus is ROTFLCOPTER?!

Strange the way the OP can get her apostrophes in the correct place ssometimes- when she forgets to do it wrongly.

On the other hand, if this is genuine then GO AWAY.