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AIBU?

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to be sick to death of the cries of oooo nooo don't be nasty chuff on here atm?

241 replies

bibbitybobbityhat · 05/06/2011 19:50

No, I don't like it.

Yes, I would be willing to fuck off elsewhere.

Anyone got any ideas where I can go where the delicate flowers DON'T crumple when being told yes, actually, YABU?

(And Hully, don't you come on here telling me to feel the love, cos I will swing for you.)

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TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 20:49

maybe we should be a bit more

Jesus hammers with ooooone hammer one hammer one hammer
Jesus hammers with oooone hammer
And so does Michael Fish

(I may have got the ending wrong)

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 20:50

hurt and disappointed, bupcakes, don't forget disappointed

BelovedCunt · 05/06/2011 20:52

(performs elaborate handshake at hully)

Mum2aLoon · 05/06/2011 20:52

Still waiting for a whorehammer explanation, and now channelling Cat Stevens.

I'm being followed by a whore hammer
Whore hammer
Whore hammer
Leaping and hopping like a whore hammer
Whore hammer
Whore hammer

ShirleyKnot · 05/06/2011 20:53

It's shit here ATM. Mainly because I'm not here.

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 20:53

Who did you upset, bupcakes? What did you doooooo?

BelovedCunt · 05/06/2011 20:53

whorehammer would be a fantastic name for a death metal band

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 20:54

I love my whorehammer
as much as my whorehammer loves me
you may dum de dum de
whorehammer be true...

Mum2aLoon · 05/06/2011 20:54

Death metal? Oh no, no, no.

Evangelist Christian rock, perhaps?

PurveyorOfBaloney · 05/06/2011 20:55

Don't any one of you think of flouncing leaving

We need to balance out the hun quotient before it goes critical

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 20:56

my mini flounce was the only way I was going to get any work done this week...

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:57

I have no idea, glitterkitty. Apparently someone thinks me and scottishmummy are socially inept and live on teh INTERNETZ. I quite like being lumped in with scottishmummy, I've always loved her schtick Grin

BelovedCunt · 05/06/2011 20:57

its too late purveyor - there are too many now. i might just join them adn start a thread about my neighbour who looked at me yesterday and then told my bestfriends cousin that she thought my wheelie bin wasn't parallel with the pavement and then my dh ate a photo of my face

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 20:57

in that case we need a call to arms, cos fighting hunz on your own is very tiresome and angryfying work....

A batman light, if you will

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 20:58

lmao @ belovedcunt Grin

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 20:58

I cant explain. Sorry.

I took a vow.

How do you balance a hun? Should particularly whiny posts be awarded a hun marking by others (in manner of like/dislike a post)- too many hun markings and you can only post on certain topics, tv and sled twaddle, say?

RockStockandTwoOpenBottles · 05/06/2011 21:00

Flying I missed your mini flounce - did you get what you wanted out of it?

Bup I was a bit Shock at that comment last night I have to say. Actually a bit Shock at both you and SM being described as socially inept and whatever other bollocks

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 21:00

there should be an animated slap-in-the-face emoticon.

If you give out more than two per thread the thread should be pulled

Mum2aLoon · 05/06/2011 21:01

I like the delicate, little huns actually.

As a mostly lurking sort of person, I like to open up their little AIBU threads and watch as the wrath of MN descends on their unthinking posts. They don't seem to come back unless it's to start a 'You are all a bunch of meanies' thread.

And when I see hun posts, my brain goes off on its own little word association game of Hun - tickers - glittery - wanksplash.

And that pleases me.

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 21:01

no rockstock I was meant to start it an hour ago.... Grin

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 21:02

Theyre on our boardzzz killin our funzzz

Mum2aLoon · 05/06/2011 21:04

sled twaddle, glitterkitty?

Is that under Christmas? Or weather?

I've got a nice sled, but plastic. Should I invest in a poncey wooden one?

JoniRules · 05/06/2011 21:05

grow up

FriggFRIGG · 05/06/2011 21:06

ive been looking around.
i do not like what ive seen guys
oh no,i do not like it,

....we have been quietly invaded
i think the Huns are winning....i feel like im drowning in ((hugzz))

i might flounce

Mum2aLoon · 05/06/2011 21:09

Actually, Joni, I don't think you are ever too old for sledding.

If you've got enough snow.

And perhaps water-proof trousers for that inevitable plunge into a snow-bank at 45 mph.

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