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Original poster

irresponsible spider owners should be shot along with dog/cat/gerbil owners/smokers etc.

66 replies

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 03/06/2011 23:16

just popped outside for a cigarette and a spider managed to get between my bare footed little toe and next toe up! blerrr. god damned irresponsible spider owners.

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melezka · 04/06/2011 00:01

Some spiders are more primitive than others?

Honeydragon · 04/06/2011 00:01

It's not a intersecting fact about poo it's a interesting fact about anus wee, actually.

melezka · 04/06/2011 00:02

Feel I must distinguish - we had a pet rat when i was a child (rescued from a lab) - he was lovely and used to curl up in my hair. But wild rats? Nah.

MillyR · 04/06/2011 00:04

Indeed Melezeka, some spiders are more similar to their arthropod ancestors.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 04/06/2011 00:05

Uric acid in your hair? Spider piss in your eyebrows? Squashed slugs between your callousy toes? Why? Because your worth it

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melezka · 04/06/2011 00:05

What are the arthropod ancestors? Are they usually found fallen off a cliff face near Lyme Regis?

Salmotrutta · 04/06/2011 00:06
MillyR · 04/06/2011 00:06

I don't know. I am not actually a professor of scuttleology; I just looked up spider excrement on wikipedia.

melezka · 04/06/2011 00:06

Or is it just that they don't eat bruschetta?

Goblinchild · 04/06/2011 00:13

'I had spiders in my hair one day (garden related episode of no interest) and I left it there because it amused me to see my normally uber-languid teenage daughter crapping herself.'

LineRunner, this happens to me on a regular basis. I think it's a combination of excessive gardening, being short and having very thick hair.
I sit on the sofa with a cuppa, shedding spiders, shield bugs and the occasional cricket. Like a minor character from a horror film.

Sqee · 04/06/2011 00:23

Eruggh! I can remember running head first into a door because there was a spider in my hair. It did that whole bum string thing down my face and I just ran, tripped and broke my favorite hair band (I was 10 at the time so hairbands were incredibly sacred) I can officially say I'm scared for life!

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 04/06/2011 00:25

Must leave you with your uric acid spiders (remember you're worth it) Grin and be vigilant and train your spiders/slugs properly please people. Cheers!

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fifi25 · 04/06/2011 00:30

I might take mine for a run off down the coast if its hot on Sunday.

DooinMeCleanin · 04/06/2011 00:35

YAB totally unreasonable. Spider owners have a right to exercise their spiders. They have no legal responsibility to ensure they don't scare the crap out of you.

Anyway YABVVVU for being a dirty smoker, that far outweighs anything spider owners do. I bet you have a cat too

fifi25 · 04/06/2011 00:40

I did have a smoke whilst supervising the kids in the pool whilst drinking a bottle of wine, then i made them mico-chips with an iceland cheesecake for pudding as it was too hot to cookSmile

LineRunner · 04/06/2011 00:52

My cat is asleep in the kitchen sink.

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