irresponsible spider owners should be shot along with dog/cat/gerbil owners/smokers etc.

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

just popped outside for a cigarette and a spider managed to get between my bare footed little toe and next toe up! blerrr. god damned irresponsible spider owners.

[LineRunner]

My cat is asleep in the kitchen sink.

[fifi25]

I did have a smoke whilst supervising the kids in the pool whilst drinking a bottle of wine, then i made them mico-chips with an iceland cheesecake for pudding as it was too hot to cook

[DooinMeCleanin]

YAB totally unreasonable. Spider owners have a right to exercise their spiders. They have no legal responsibility to ensure they don't scare the crap out of you.

Anyway YABVVVU for being a dirty smoker, that far outweighs anything spider owners do. I bet you have a cat too

[fifi25]

I might take mine for a run off down the coast if its hot on Sunday.

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

Must leave you with your uric acid spiders (remember you're worth it) and be vigilant and train your spiders/slugs properly please people. Cheers!

[Sqee]

Eruggh! I can remember running head first into a door because there was a spider in my hair. It did that whole bum string thing down my face and I just ran, tripped and broke my favorite hair band (I was 10 at the time so hairbands were incredibly sacred) I can officially say I'm scared for life!

[Goblinchild]

'I had spiders in my hair one day (garden related episode of no interest) and I left it there because it amused me to see my normally uber-languid teenage daughter crapping herself.'

LineRunner, this happens to me on a regular basis. I think it's a combination of excessive gardening, being short and having very thick hair.
I sit on the sofa with a cuppa, shedding spiders, shield bugs and the occasional cricket. Like a minor character from a horror film.

[melezka]

Or is it just that they don't eat bruschetta?

[MillyR]

I don't know. I am not actually a professor of scuttleology; I just looked up spider excrement on wikipedia.

[Salmotrutta]

[melezka]

What are the arthropod ancestors? Are they usually found fallen off a cliff face near Lyme Regis?

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

Uric acid in your hair? Spider piss in your eyebrows? Squashed slugs between your callousy toes? Why? Because your worth it

[MillyR]

Indeed Melezeka, some spiders are more similar to their arthropod ancestors.

[melezka]

Feel I must distinguish - we had a pet rat when i was a child (rescued from a lab) - he was lovely and used to curl up in my hair. But wild rats? Nah.

[Honeydragon]

It's not a intersecting fact about poo it's a interesting fact about anus wee, actually.

[melezka]

Some spiders are more primitive than others?

[LineRunner]

I wasn't even thinking about the spiders' uric excrement on my hair. But I never think I'm worth it.

[LineRunner]

I had spiders in my hair one day (garden related episode of no interest) and I left it there because it amused me to see my normally uber-languid teenage daughter crapping herself.

[NettoSuperstar]

rats are lovely, you mustn't hurt rats.

[MillyR]

Some primitive spiders can wee ammonia, but this requires large quantities of water.

[Honeydragon]

Bloody cats stealing wifi and reading mumsnet. Soon to I will also ne invaded with the rising of the flying ants. I'm my house! I hate the weird winged fucking bastards!

[melezka]

I am really fed up with cat. He used to eat whole heads off rabbits - what's he playing at?

I am like Winston in 1984 over rats. I hate them. Like, really hate them. Even the baby ones. But i cannot bring myself to stomp on them when they run past me. The last one that was brought in was found and had to stay under a box until DH got home (hours later).

[RevoltingPeasant]

No, no, those are lasers. Tsk.

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

They shoot spider wee out of their dirty spider eyes.

[Honeydragon]

Bum wee I forgot my m