irresponsible spider owners should be shot along with dog/cat/gerbil owners/smokers etc.

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just popped outside for a cigarette and a spider managed to get between my bare footed little toe and next toe up! blerrr. god damned irresponsible spider owners.

Booy - NOOO .

Little feckers - Dyson's too good for 'em!

he met a sticky end!! unfortunately so did my duvet cover

Bleurgh!! Booy

My worst fright ever - took a book out of the library as a kid. Was leafing through it at home and some utter ba*rd had obviously slammed it shut on one of the biggest spiders I have ever seen. Squashed right in the middle of the book. I shrieked like a girl (well I am one!) and threw the book across the room.
Suffice it to say I carefully riffled through books from the library after that!!

No spiders this time thankfully. I just know the sneaky little fuckers are hiding behind drainpipes waiting for me...(must consider help)

I accidently tortured a spider last week. I was going to kill it but it went a bit wrong, took longer than expected and I worry he suffered. I've felt guilty all week

I will see your spiders and slugs and raise you the fact that the cat has just brought in a baby rat, and played with it, and let it get away - somewhere -.

FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A WEEK.

melezka!! i would be moving out until it was found!!

Awww - poor baby rat

Not that I like rats much but still..................it's a baby.

Spiders do poo. They poo dry pieces out of uric acid out of their anus.

And can someone take my conservatory and kitchen off the United Kingdom bumblebee flightpath please? I've tried campaigning but they will not deviate.

I got two in one pint pot today

"dry pieces of uric acid out of their anus"

dirty bastards

I see your bumblebees Honeydragon and I raise you an army of ladybird larvae (which weirdly look nothing like adult ladybirds!) maruading all over my conservatory.

What they do for wee then? Surely that is technically bu
wee, therefore they don't poo?

(I think i spelt marauding wrong but I don't have th'energy to respell it, just letting you all know I'm aware of the mistake )

I was just about to type words of sympathy for the baby rat when a loud meow sounded in my ear.

I don't have a cat.

Next door's cat had climbed through the open window and was sitting at shoulder height right behind me on the back of the sofa

But I do have a dog.... so we've just had an interesting 3 minutes!!

Bum wee I forgot my m

They shoot spider wee out of their dirty spider eyes.

No, no, those are lasers. Tsk.

I am really fed up with cat. He used to eat whole heads off rabbits - what's he playing at?

I am like Winston in 1984 over rats. I hate them. Like, really hate them. Even the baby ones. But i cannot bring myself to stomp on them when they run past me. The last one that was brought in was found and had to stay under a box until DH got home (hours later).

Bloody cats stealing wifi and reading mumsnet. Soon to I will also ne invaded with the rising of the flying ants. I'm my house! I hate the weird winged fucking bastards!

Some primitive spiders can wee ammonia, but this requires large quantities of water.

rats are lovely, you mustn't hurt rats.

I had spiders in my hair one day (garden related episode of no interest) and I left it there because it amused me to see my normally uber-languid teenage daughter crapping herself.

I wasn't even thinking about the spiders' uric excrement on my hair. But I never think I'm worth it.